🔥DetentionCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DetentionCraft

Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of discipline, DetentionCraft, discipline, discipline outcomes, discipline techniques, drastic measures, education, parental decisions, parental involvement, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting strategies, parents, school behavior, school discipline, school issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL

Anon, avoidance, awkward, banned, Boundaries, Class, Communication, Conversation, DetentionCraft, discretion, Drama, Friends, gossip, high school, lol, peer pressure, privacy, relationships, Respect, Rumors, School, social norms, Talking, teenagers, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Votes:	3647
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2652	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

“Youth, ACADEMIC, America, American education system, assignments, Class, Classroom, clowns, CREEPERS, curriculum, DetentionCraft, education, extracurricular activities, high school, learning, Projects, school culture, school life, socializing, Students, study, teachers, teenagers, tests

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	3665
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	1805	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	7173	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Farms Harvested:	442	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Votes:	9105
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1219
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.