come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!
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PianoCraft Minecraft Server
activism, anti-war activist, detention, dies in custody, freedom of speech, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunger strike, injustice, International Outcry, Minecraft, peaceful resistance, pianist, Pianocraft, political prisoner, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, social justice, Tragedy, tragic loss, Vladimir Putin
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FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga
activism, arrest, Crisis, current events, Democracy, detained, detention, Freddy Superlano, FreddyCraft, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Latin America, News, opposition leader, Party, Political, Saga, south america, Superlano, Venezuela
so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!
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HornyJailCraft
detention, detention center, funny, guilty pleasure, horny, horny jail, HornyJailCraft, humor, incarceration, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, Naughty, Online Community, Prison, punishment, relatable, sexual frustration, social media, viral
so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!
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Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server
blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians
come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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CraftyCaptiveAmericans
AMERICANS, Americans detention, Americans release, Americans release call, CraftyCaptiveAmericans, detention, Release, release call, Taliban, Taliban detention, Taliban detention of Americans, Taliban detention of Americans release, Taliban detention of US, Taliban detention of US release, Taliban release, Taliban release call, Taliban release call for Americans, US, US detention, US Release, US release call
lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!
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CraftyKaraMurzaVanish
Accountability, Activist, Corruption, CraftyKaraMurzaVanish, Critic, detention, Disappearance, Government, Hospital, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, Kara-Murza, Kremlin, missing, opposition, Politics, Prison, putin, russia, Transfer
so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!
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PixelPunchers Minecraft Server
adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo
Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!
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SeaPrisonCraft
Asia-Pacific region, China, China’s sovereignty, Chinese government, detention, detention of foreigners, detention regulations, diplomatic tensions, foreign nationals, foreign policy, foreigners, international relations, legal implications, maritime boundaries, maritime law, new rules, rules, SeaPrisonCraft, security measures, South China Sea, territorial disputes
come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the south china sea with a twist – now you can be detained by the new china rules as a foreigner! build your own prison cell and try to escape before the chinese authorities catch you! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on board and see if you have what it takes to survive in the new china rules detention center!
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MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!
capacity, central america, crime, criminal justice, detention, el salvador, Facilities, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, inmates, justice system, law enforcement, LOCKED, mega prison, MegaCraft, overcrowding, Prison, prison reform, Rehabilitation, SECURITY, Transfer
so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.
plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server
confirms, Conflict, Crisis, detained, detention, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, hostages, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, SECURITY, Server, Staff, UN, united nations, Yemen
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! You get kidnapped by the Houthis in Yemen! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server!Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience ever! We’ve got crazy challenges like escaping from terrorist groups, building secret underground bases to hide from the bad guys, and even rescuing UN staff members from detention! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!
So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you say you’ve been detained by terrorists in Yemen while playing Minecraft? Plus, the UN confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start your crazy journey today!
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CraftMineBe Minecraft server
Achievements, Active, Adventure, building, comfortable, Community, Cooperative, CraftMineBe, Exploration, Fun, inventory saving, minecraft pe, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, server link, Social, Survival, TG channel
Server for comfortable survival with other players, here you can play with inventory saving and get achievements (server for Minecraft PE). Link to the server tg channel: https://t.me/+SDWkEz9FEUpkZmEypanda.de.freemcserver.net:25783
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BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA Join Now
advertising, bedrock, Cheats, Claim Land, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, java, join now, Minecraft, No Phantoms, Plugins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Usa
Welcome to MoreFun- USA 1.20 – 1.21 JavaSince 2020, MoreFun has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we have a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! §bNo Server Resets, Online Map, Discord, PVP, §r §aEconomy, Shop, Claim land, Survival, No Phantoms, (apexmc.co)Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord
Rules:1. No cheats2. No griefing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No Cheating Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No Mods9. No toxic players10. No AdvertisingFor more detail on our rules type /rules
morefun.apexmc.co
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Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!
15/16, application, Community, Contests, CREEPERS, Discord, dreams, Events, feelings, FRIENDSHIPS, hermitcraft, Honesty, Integrity, Logout, Mature, Memories, Mild, Nether, Relaxed, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Server, Wild, worldSeraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/b-l-e-a-c-h-minecraft-smp/">Server</a> Seraph’s Wild Server Overview
Key Features Just Chill Events/Contests A Commitment to Vanilla Trust-Based Community Made for Mature Players FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Why should I join Seraph’s Wild? This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun. How can I join the server? You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.
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RTXCraft Minecraft Server
16gb ram, 9fps, circa 2010 graphics game, computer components, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, Graphics Card, graphics performance, Hardware, low frame rate, Minecraft, PC Gaming, performance issues, RAM, rtx 3060, RTXCraft, Server, system requirements, Technology, Troubleshooting
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!
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WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP
Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirlWelcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.
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SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP
coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalSteve, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy, therapy sessionsAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”
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BlockPartyHaters
acceptance, Assertiveness, BlockPartyHaters, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dealing with negativity, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, handling criticism, healthy relationships, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, toleranceAre you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks!
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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
apology gift cards, ApologyCraft, compensation, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrike outage, customer satisfaction, customer service, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, gift card program, global tech outage, incident response, IT issues, Minecraft, network security, Server, Software company, software outage, tech company, tech industry, Technologylol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).
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BlockyBaddiesEUdetained
BlockyBaddiesEUdetained, counterterrorism measures, detained, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, EU, extremism, foreign interference, FSB agents, government response, intelligence agencies, international relations, law enforcement, national security, political tensions, security threats, Surveillance, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Ukraine, undercover operationsSo, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!
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ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!
additional days lived without dementia, Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive health, Craft, dementia prevention, dementia risk, elderly care, healthcare advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurology, public health, recombinant shingles vaccination, reduction in dementia diagnoses, sharp, shingles vaccine, ShingleShotCraft, stay, vaccination benefits, vaccine study
join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!