-
GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the 1st migrant flight to land at guantanamo bay!!! we have 10 people waiting to welcome you with open arms and diamond swords! build your own cell block and escape from the evil warden who is actually a creeper in disguise. team up with your fellow inmates to mine for rare ores and craft powerful weapons to take down the corrupt guards. but be careful, because the prison is also haunted by ghostly villagers who will trade with you for spooky loot. join now for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality and your own sanity! -
GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition
GuantanamoCraft, Immigration Policy, Guantanamo Bay detainees, criminal deportation, migrant detentionYo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of! -
GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station
so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).
plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!
-
PretrialDetentionGamer
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can build your own anti-war protest in honor of a Russian activist musician who died in pre-trial detention? Yeah, you heard me right! Join us and show your support by creating the most epic memorial in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the activist musician roams around the server, playing haunting melodies on his ghostly guitar. So come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! -
HornyJailCraft
so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!
-
Vortex Valley
Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events
mc.vortexvalley.co
-
BKLSS Junior High School
Welcome to BKLSS SMP – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.
Features: – Survival Mode: Experience the thrill of surviving in a dynamic world with custom biomes, challenging dungeons, and unique mobs. – 24/7 Online: Our server is always online, so you can jump into the action anytime, day or night, no matter where you are. – Economy & Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, auctions, and trading systems that allow you to build wealth and trade rare items. – Mini-Games: Take a break from building and mining with a variety of fun and competitive mini-games, including parkour, PvP arenas, and treasure hunts.
Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!
ult1.firecone.eu:3712
-
VidyaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!
But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!
-
MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads
Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!
-
JailbreakSisAITA
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.
Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!