come join our minecraft server, it is like jail but without the pesky immigration officers! we promise you won’t be detained for over 2 weeks like this poor german man visiting his american fiancé. instead, you’ll be detained by our epic builds and crazy adventures! build your own cell block or escape to the nether realm, the choice is yours! plus, we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of the rainbow…spoiler alert: it’s a diamond pickaxe! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyFiancé Minecraft Server
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CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server
lol join our minecraft server where ukrainians are held incommunicado, forcibly disappeared, and tortured in russian captivity… JUST KIDDING!!! our server is all about fun and games, no torture allowed unless it’s in a friendly PvP battle! come join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few ukrainian dance parties (just kidding again, we don’t discriminate based on nationality). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some chaos together!
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PartyPooperVinylVillain
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.
Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!
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DetentionDrama Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).
Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!
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BlockyHostage Minecraft Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Emily Damari, the legendary Israeli hostage who escaped from UNRWA facilities and now roams the land seeking revenge on all who dare to challenge her!Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.
Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.
Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!
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GuantanamoCraft SMP
OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎
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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station
so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).
plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!
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YoonDetentionGoneWrong
so, like, this server is so lit that even protesters are storming the court to join in on the fun! President Yoon’s detention got extended and now everyone’s going crazy, but not as crazy as the shenanigans you’ll find on this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, insane PvP battles, and maybe even a few secret underground societies plotting to take over the server! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want right here? Join now and let the madness begin!
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YoonDetentionMadness
so like, u know how in this server, we got this president guy named Yoon, right? well, he got detention extended by some south korean court, and his supporters are like SUPER ANGRY about it, man. like, they’re ready to riot and stuff.BUT, on the bright side, this server is LIT AF, bro. we got like, diamond armor for days, and the mobs are like, extra spicy. not to mention, we have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night.
so, if u wanna join a server where the drama is as intense as the gameplay, come join us! just watch out for Yoon’s supporters, they might try to gank u in the middle of a mining session. #minecraftdrama #presidentyoon #detentionextension