détente Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Buy, Creative, Earn, KitPvP, mc, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Players, PvP, Server, Skywars, Streamers, Survival, ultracoins, ultrareal, XYZ

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2128	Dragon Eggs Found:	1441

MC.ULTRAREAL.XYZ

This server is made For Streamers.

Earn ultracoins to buy stuff on the server and be better than other players

welcome to mc.ultrareal.xyz

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

achromatopsia, animation, Anime, asian, bipolar tendencies, character design, color filters, Doujins, high-tier concept, humor, inbetweeners, Japanese voice actors, keyframe animators, LAUGH, loud, manchildren, Mangas, Maturity, Minecraft, monochromacy, Server, Spaghetti Westerns, Timing, Writing, writing school.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a spaghetti western!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our anime-inspired world will have you laughing at the lack of mouth animations and questionable character coloring choices. Plus, our Asian characters have more mood swings than a rollercoaster – it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids!

And don’t even get us started on the animation process – who needs keyframe animators when you have inbetweeners, am I right? It’s like watching a Picasso painting come to life, but with more confusion and less talent.

But wait, there’s more! Our doujins and mangas are so beautifully uncolored, you’ll swear you’re living in a black and white world. And our lack of writers? Who needs ’em when you have magic wizards shooting guns at each other for 20 minutes straight?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to facepalm more times than you can count – it’s all part of the fun!

/Mine/Laugh/ – Minecraft SMP Comedy Club

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	9553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	981627
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	611267

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	104	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	2758
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Votes:	1887

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!