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BlockBuddies Betrayed

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are your so-called “friends” constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT? Do they lure you into lava traps and laugh as you burn to a crisp? Sounds like you need to ditch those losers and join our epic Minecraft server where betrayal is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you can prank your friends by replacing all their blocks with obsidian, or lead them into a pit of creepers disguised as cute little bunnies. The possibilities for trolling are endless! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals!

So if you’re tired of being backstabbed by your so-called friends, come join our server where treachery reigns supreme and alliances are as flimsy as a dirt block in a rainstorm. Trust no one, except maybe the llamas. They seem pretty chill.

TibetQuakeCraft

border, CASUALTIES, disaster management, earthquake, emergency response, Fatalities, geology, Himalayas, India, natural disaster, Nepal, News, rescue operations, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic waves, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuakeCraft, times of india, tremors

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crops Grown:	6582	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	4905
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

WildCraftMC

accessibility, Advancements, Adventurous Quests, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Discord, Donating, Dragon Hunt Events, east, Economy, java, Jobs, LEVELLING, LWC Protection, mini Bosses, North America, Player shop, Ranking, RPG, smp, unique rewards, WildCraftMC

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crops Grown:	3047	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Buildings Constructed:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	3734
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8638	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!