| Features |
|---|
| 1.20.x + Crossplay |
| Online 24/7 |
| Averages 20+ players a day! |
| Guns! |
| Civilization: Towny, Dynmap, Voicechat, Movecraft |
Join now! Join Discord to be whitelisted
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. |
| What version of Minecraft is required? | We support version 1.20.x and crossplay. |
| Is the server always online? | Yes, the server is online 24/7. |
| How many players can the server handle? | We average 20+ players a day, but can accommodate more. |
| What are some of the key features of the server? | We have guns, Towny civilization, Dynmap, Voicechat, and Movecraft. |
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