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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7225 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 152 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
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