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Birds Detecting Chem Forever
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Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny
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AImondCraft: Detecting Boobies 99.72%
come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to detect boobie cancer in the game!!! our scientists have created a system that is 99.72% accurate, just like shooting a creeper with a bow and arrow! join us and help save the virtual boobies of minecraft players everywhere. plus, if you find a pink sheep in the game, you automatically get a free boobie cancer screening in real life. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and hilarious at the same time?! come join us now and let’s kick cancer’s butt, one block at a time!