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  • CongoCoupCraft

    CongoCoupCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit af, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. our admins are like unicorns, magical and majestic.

    join us and u might just find a diamond block in a chest full of cookies. we got a secret underground base where we throw parties with ender dragons and zombie pigmen.

    plus, we got a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal and takes u to a land of rainbow sheep and talking llamas.

    so, come on and join us, cuz this server is more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night. let’s get craaaaazy!

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  • HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! You get kidnapped by the Houthis in Yemen! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience ever! We’ve got crazy challenges like escaping from terrorist groups, building secret underground bases to hide from the bad guys, and even rescuing UN staff members from detention! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you say you’ve been detained by terrorists in Yemen while playing Minecraft? Plus, the UN confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start your crazy journey today!

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  • AyatollahsAndPeriods

    AyatollahsAndPeriods
    Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

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