Detained MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

HRW, Beaten, child rights, Abuse, detained

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

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Weedgate420Craft

gym, car issues, court fees, illegal substances, bills

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this guy’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this guy’s relationship drama.

Join us for the most intense gaming experience of your life! Just like this guy who got detained at the airport, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in our virtual world.

Need a break from real-life drama? Come hang out with us and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Who needs a girlfriend drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind!

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CongoCoupCraft

investigation, united states, Democracy, international relations, Political

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit af, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. our admins are like unicorns, magical and majestic.

join us and u might just find a diamond block in a chest full of cookies. we got a secret underground base where we throw parties with ender dragons and zombie pigmen.

plus, we got a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal and takes u to a land of rainbow sheep and talking llamas.

so, come on and join us, cuz this server is more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night. let’s get craaaaazy!

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HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

foreign affairs, HouthisGonnaHate, detention, Diplomacy, international relations

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! You get kidnapped by the Houthis in Yemen! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience ever! We’ve got crazy challenges like escaping from terrorist groups, building secret underground bases to hide from the bad guys, and even rescuing UN staff members from detention! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you say you’ve been detained by terrorists in Yemen while playing Minecraft? Plus, the UN confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start your crazy journey today!

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AyatollahsAndPeriods

Picture, iran, Iranian, Political, HUMAN RIGHTS

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

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SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

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SleepyCraft

overstimulating, Gaming, REST, husband, bad sleep patterns

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

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KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

News, Diplomacy, confirmation, Military, eastern europe

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

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BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

bonding analysis, BondCraft, scientific research, Fundamental, theoretical description

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

marika, japanese animation, Blondes, Kawaii, shonen jump

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

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