join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama like this crazy american dude in turkey! come build your own world and avoid getting arrested for murder like this guy! who needs cnn when you can have a blast mining and crafting with us! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about international scandals. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s make some memories together!
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CraftyMurderMystery
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CraftyCopClash
come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!
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KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CraftyCorruptionRuss
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur army and stuff? well, this server is run by the head of russia’s military supplier company! he’s like this super powerful dude who got detained for corruption but he’s still running this server like a boss! join us for some epic battles and shady deals, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, rumor has it he’s hiding secret weapons in the game that only the most skilled players can find. come join the chaos and see if u can uncover the truth behind this crazy server!
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FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga
so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!
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BlockyBaddiesEUdetained
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!
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BorderCat Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have wild cat smugglers running amok near the polish-ukrainian border! watch out for the sneaky felines trying to steal your diamonds and creep up on you while you’re building your epic castle. but don’t worry, our fearless moderators are on the case, ready to detain any mischievous kitties trying to cause chaos. join now for a wild adventure filled with crazy cat antics and non-stop excitement!
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Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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CraftyKids Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!
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Weedgate420Craft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this guy’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this guy’s relationship drama.Join us for the most intense gaming experience of your life! Just like this guy who got detained at the airport, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in our virtual world.
Need a break from real-life drama? Come hang out with us and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.
Who needs a girlfriend drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind!