so, dis server is like, da craziest place to be in minecraft, like, u wont believe it man. we got dis german dude who was like, tryin to hike thru da whole server, but den he got detained by da mods cuz he was buildin too many illegal structures, like, who does dat? den dey deported him back to his own server and banned him foreva, like, RIP german dude, u will be missed. but hey, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, like, we got pigs flyin and creepers dancin, it’s a whole new world out here man. so come on and join us, if u dare, cuz dis server ain’t for da faint of heart, it’s for da true minecraft warriors who ain’t afraid of a little chaos. let’s do dis!
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Brickhaus Minecraft Server
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CraftyFiancé Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, it is like jail but without the pesky immigration officers! we promise you won’t be detained for over 2 weeks like this poor german man visiting his american fiancé. instead, you’ll be detained by our epic builds and crazy adventures! build your own cell block or escape to the nether realm, the choice is yours! plus, we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of the rainbow…spoiler alert: it’s a diamond pickaxe! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyPrisoner420
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!
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Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition
u wanna join dis server cuz we got da best virtual healthcare system in da game. we got doctors n nurses in every corner ready to treat ur pixelated wounds n cure ur virtual PTSD. we even got therapists who specialize in treating ur blocky mental illnesses. join now n get ur mental health on fleek, fam.
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RussianBoomCrew
Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved
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YoonCraft: Detained & Impeached
lol come join our minecraft server where we have a wild and crazy time like when the court approved a warrant to detain impeached President Yoon in a martial law probe. like woah, that’s some intense drama right there! but don’t worry, our server is all about having fun and building cool stuff, not getting caught up in political scandals. plus, we have the best parties in town with non-stop dancing and cake for days. so why wait? join now and let the good times roll!
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PastorPimpSenatorPHL
so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!
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CraftyKremlinKilla
so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!
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No2WarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! one time, a player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back, it was so crazy! we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the lava monsters! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a cow who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down? it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
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GayFightCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!