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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6817 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 197 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
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