Desumis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	137	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5397
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Votes:	4927
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

Afterlife, Asia, belief in ghosts, EuroAsiaGhostHunters, Europe, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly presence, Ghosts, haunted homes, haunted houses, Haunting, Mysterious phenomena, Paranormal, spectral beings, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural entities, unexplained occurrences

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Tax Credit Craft: Affordable Housing Edition

2021, affordable, American Rescue Plan, Child Tax Credit, Craft, Credit, difficulties affording rent, economic impact, Edition, family stability, financial relief, government assistance, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, improved housing, low-income families, Mortgages, pandemic relief, past-due rent, potential moves, poverty reduction, president biden, rental assistance, social welfare, Tax

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more surprises than a clown car at a circus!

thanks to the magical powers of our server, you can now pay your rent and mortgage with virtual diamonds and emeralds! no more stressing about money, just mine and build your way to financial freedom!

we have so much fun that even the creepers are dancing! come join us and never worry about moving again because you can afford to stay in your virtual house forever! it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and start living your best blocky life! who needs the real world when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? let’s gooooooo!

ATM9 To The Moon – Where T-Money’s Minecraft Dreams Take Off

amazing creations, Atm9, Discord, dreams, hardware upgrade, java, mcstatus, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Moon, Participation, Server Status, system implementation, TMoneys, Uptime

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Animals Bred:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	337
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Modpack	All The Mods 9 To The Sky
Server Address	atm9tts.tmoneymc.net
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What modpack is the server running?	All The Mods 9 To The Sky
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server address: atm9tts.tmoneymc.net
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes! Join our Discord server here
Is there lag on the server?	We are constantly working to ensure minimal lag for the best possible experience for our members
How can I check the server status?	You can check the server status here

Keiji’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

battle scenes, chapter 37, Character development, Hana no Keiji, historical fiction, Japanese culture, japanese history, japanese manga, Keijis, Let’s Translate, long tail tags, Manga community, Manga discussion, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, manga translation, Minecraft, PIXEL, Playground, Samurai, Server, translation, Warlords

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can trade with talking chickens who have a knack for finding the rarest items. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Cluckington and he’ll hook you up.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with. Join our server and you might just become besties with a giant, fire-breathing lizard.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!