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HabitualMiner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing ever. We have like, a million diamonds just laying around for you to take. And the mobs? They all drop enchanted diamond armor, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

Beasts, BIASED, Creatures, Dangerous, destructive, dishonest, DIVISIVE, Evil, extremism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, IMMORAL, intolerant, Leftists, LeftistsMinecraft, Manipulation, planet, Political, Propaganda, Radical, SMPAreTheMostEvilAndDishonestCreaturesOnThePlanet

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	58
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

SovietCraft: Escape the West!

Asylum, bureaucracy, citizenship, Cultural differences, destructive, Escape, FLEEING, foreign nationals, Government, immigration, integration, Migration, policy, political asylum, process, Refugees, regulations, residency, russia, simplifies, SovietCraft, West, Western values

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5458	Star Shards Collected:	276
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

Elite Safari Predators

action, alien creatures, dangerous game, deadly creatures, destructive, Elite, elite class, exotic animal hunting, hunting, hunting trips, intergalactic beings, movie villains, Pointless, predator movies, PREDATORS, rich elites, Safari, safaris, Sci Fi, species, thrill-seekers, Wealthy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Dimension Hops:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	5875	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness!

So, like, imagine this: on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the world! And guess what? The llamas are actually aliens in disguise who are plotting to steal all the diamonds in the land!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon – the Predators from the Predator movies! These bad boys are the ultimate protectors of our server, and they will stop at nothing to defeat those sneaky llamas.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, that’s right! You’ll have to navigate through treacherous obstacles and deadly traps just to survive. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go, gamers!

BlockCrackAddict

addiction, BlockCrackAddict, compulsion, Compulsive, Consuming, craving, dependency, destructive, habits, insatiable, Irresistible, Need, never quit, Obsession, OVERWHELMING, PERSISTENT, RELENTLESS, Unbreakable, uncontrollable, urge

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!

G-chsh Minecraft server

BUILD, buildungeon, Chesh class, destructive, Dungeon, Entity, FOUNTAIN, G-chsh, Green Chesh, Minecraft, minecraft server, night, ONLINE, Players, Plugin, Random, Server, Specific, Village, voice chat

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

For some reason there is a DA Simple Voice Chat Plugin. g-chsh is a Green Chesh if anything, a specific entity of the Chesh class, very destructive, and meanwhile someone needs to build a dungeon under the fountain in the village. 3 random players per night – that’s online

g-chsh.ru

Man of Integrity 1.20.1

1.20.1, body image, body shaming, Confidence, Decrease, Insecurity, Integrity, judgement, man, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Personal preferences, physical attributes, Respect, self esteem, sexual performance, size matters, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tiny penis, toxic masculinity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Lol, bro, forget about tiny peepees and come join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter!

We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!

Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?

Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!

GovtFreeLifeChoices | Minecraft SMP

abortion, civil liberties, conservative beliefs, Conservatives, freedom, Government, government intervention., GovtFreeLifeChoices, Ideology, individual rights, Legal System, legislation, Marriage, Minecraft, Moral values, personal choices, policy, political philosophy, Politics, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, societal norms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow into battle against evil creepers.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to turn the sun into a disco ball? Easy peasy.

And don’t even get me started on the community. We’ve got players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and talking animals from Narnia. You’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

So why should you join this server? Well, because it’s the only place where you can fight dragons with lightsabers while riding a unicorn made of diamonds. And if that’s not reason enough, then I don’t know what is. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Monster Mega Madness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	233
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is bigger, badder, and more hilarious than ever before! Imagine a world where creepers are the size of skyscrapers and zombies have to duck to avoid hitting their heads on the clouds.

Join us for epic battles against giant mobs, where you’ll need a team of players just to take down a single enemy. But don’t worry, we’ve also added in some super-sized weapons and armor to help you out.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Mega Diamond Mine, where diamonds are so big you could use them as a bed. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance – they’re not too happy about people stealing their bling.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Giant Cows, where cows are the size of mountains and milk flows like rivers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

LukoilCraft: Ukrainian Drone Strike

800km, drone, drone strike, Kstovo refinery, long tail tags, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And outta nowhere, a freakin’ drone strike hits the Lukoil Kstovo refinery in Russia! But get this, it’s actually in Ukraine! Like, what even is geography, amirite? Join our server for the most epic explosions and chaos you’ve ever seen! Plus, we got mad loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! So come on, join now and witness the insanity for yourself!

👾 anarchy ⛄️ Mobs, pistons, residents ⛄️ server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, mobs, pistons, Residents, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

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Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, update, Version

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Server Name	Moonbat [semi-vanilla]
Host	Max8abug
Server Information	Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef!
IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the survival SMP?

A: No, the no-griefing survival SMP does not allow griefing.

Q: Are there any protection plugins in place?

A: Yes, we have protection plugins to help prevent griefing on the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to all players to join.

Q: How often are player events held on the server?

A: Player events are held occasionally, and players can earn survival rewards by participating.

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the server?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We have recently added minigames such as spleef for players to enjoy.

Lumberjack Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Chainsaw Man characters, Chainsaw Man Conquest 3, Chainsaw Man news, Chainsaw Man plot, Chainsaw Man sequel, Chainsaw Man updates, Conquest 3, dark fantasy, Demons, Horror, lumberjack, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga series, Realm, shonen jump, Supernatural, tatsuki fujimoto, upcoming release

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is gonna blow your mind with all the crazy new features they’re adding.

I’m talking about epic battles, insane quests, and like, the most lit community ever.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s gonna be a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and stuff.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt over here and start conquering!

VacayRuinedAITA

communication breakdown, cruise planning, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family interference, husband’s mother, in-law relationships, MIL intrusion, relationship boundaries, solo trip, third wheel, Travel Planning, upset feelings, vacation crash, vacation disappointment, vacation dynamics, vacation expectations, vacation ruined, VacayRuinedAITA

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected family reunions are just a teleport away! Picture this: you’ve spent months planning the perfect cruise for you and your husband, only to find out that your mother-in-law and her husband are on the same ship. But fear not, because on our server, every day is a family vacation day!

Join us for a cruise through the pixelated seas, where you never know who might pop up to join the party. Will it be your long-lost cousin, your estranged uncle, or even your pet llama? The possibilities are endless!

So grab your pickaxe and set sail for adventure, because on our server, family drama is just a bonus feature. Who needs a peaceful solo trip when you can have a chaotic family reunion in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!

MindCrafted: Upload Your Opinion

Artificial Intelligence, brain emulation, Cognitive science, consciousness transfer, digital existence, digital immortality, Ethics, existential questions, existentialism, future technology, human consciousness, Identity, mind uploading, MindCrafted, opinion, personal identity, philosophical debate, philosophical implications, SELF AWARENESS, technological advancements, Technology, transhumanism, upload

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1154	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine uploading your mind to a computer and still being able to mine diamonds and build epic structures in the virtual world. Who needs a physical body when you can have a blocky avatar that can do it all?

Join us on this server for a chance to explore the depths of your digital consciousness while battling creepers and zombies in a never-ending quest for virtual glory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a super intelligent AI who just wants to play Minecraft with us mere mortals. How cool is that?

So, if you’re ready to transcend reality and dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while building a pixelated castle. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join us now!

NaziGuilt-Free Minecraft Server

Accountability, chair, Comments.., controversial, Cultural, Dangerous, elon musk, germany, History, Holocaust, Impact, long-term effects, memorial, Minecraft, move beyond, Nazi guilt, NaziGuiltFree, past, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, world war II

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, seriously, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

also, we have this crazy story about how Herobrine, like, totally invaded the server and we had to team up with the Ender Dragon to defeat him. it was, like, the most intense battle ever, dude.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up? he’s, like, our mascot or something. so, yeah, join the server and come hang out with Bob and the gang. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.