So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!
Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!
And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare resources that will help you survive the end of the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a potion that will make you immune to all damage (except for fall damage – sorry, gravity still sucks).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! And who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the chaos – because hey, even during the apocalypse, a virg*n deserves a chance at romance, right?
Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.
But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.
| IP | play.cobbleton.com |
|---|---|
| Apply | https://cobbleton.com/apply |
Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. Some additional features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, proximity voice chat, and more.
If you’re interested, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Simply connect to play.cobbleton.com and start playing! |
| Is there a whitelist? | We have a graylist, so you can join and explore the server before applying for full access. |
| What are the server rules? | You can find the server rules at https://cobbleton.com/rules. |