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CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Votes:	4459
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2617
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	426268	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	2988
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	1440
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.