Are you ready to become the Right Hand of God and smite your enemies with divine powers? Or maybe you want to be The Phoenix, rising from the ashes every time you fall in battle.
Join us and be the Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land. Or take on the role of America’s King and rule over your own blocky kingdom.
But beware, for there are those who seek to bring chaos and destruction. Will you be The Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path? Or will you be The Creator, building magnificent structures that will stand the test of time?
Become the Overlord and command an army of minions to do your bidding. Or be The Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in friendship and cooperation.
Fly high as the Eagle Lord, soaring through the skies and surveying your domain. Or become The Master, mastering every aspect of the game and leaving your rivals in awe.
No matter what role you choose, you will be a true Minecraft legend on our server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who traded diamonds for seashells. But beware, because the city was guarded by a giant squid boss who challenged players to a dance-off for epic loot!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical forest where the trees drop enchanted apples that give you the ability to fly for 30 seconds? And don’t even get me started on the rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and sunscreen, because on our server, every day is a beach day filled with adventure and laughter. Join us now and let’s make some waves in the world of Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll find the likes of Gunter, Randy Orton, Chad, Oteese, Yeet Man, IYO, Kairi, Liv, Rhea, Big Zesty, the Homosexual Undertaker, Seamous, CM Phill, Drew, Big Sneed, Carlito, Dom, Zelina, JD, Finn, Rey, Odyssey Jones, Miz, R Truth, Dakota Kai, and even some dimeless coconuts who don’t shout yeet (how scandalous)!
It’s a showdown between the good, the bad, and the downright bizarre on our server. Who will come out on top? Join now and find out! Trust us, it’s one-sided in the most desu way possible.
Embark on epic quests to protect your brother’s trust by not snitching on his breakups or his newfound love for drinks with friends. Will you be able to withstand the wrath of your mom, who thinks you’re a terrible sister for not spilling the beans?
But fear not, for in this server, loyalty to your sibling is key. Show your dedication to keeping secrets and maintaining trust, all while building the most epic Minecraft creations imaginable.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures. Who knew keeping secrets could be so exhilarating?
Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!