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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9654 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 118 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.