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The Pen

Bounties, Roleplay, Minecraft, hidden quests, parolee

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison server with the following features:

Become a Parolee and leave the prison
Prestiges for special rewards
Guards to assist and protect players
Quests for extra cash or items
Gangs to join and fight with rival gangs
Illegal items like swords and potions

Ranks

Rank	Description
A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Enforce rules, safety of prisoners
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

Want to become a Guard?

Apply for the Guard position by joining the server and Discord.

For more information and updates, visit the Discord or connect to the Server.

Crafted Realms 1.21.1

Next stream, shorts, unarchived streams, Links, merch

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow vortex of chaos and fun! We got links to YouTube and Twitter, like whoa, social media madness, man. And check out our streams, they’re like a rollercoaster of epicness, you won’t wanna miss it!

Oh, and don’t forget about our shorts, music, and unarchived streams, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting to be discovered. And we even have merch, like, what?! Get your hands on some sick gear and represent the craziest Minecraft server in town.

And if you’re a total noob, don’t worry, we got you covered with our intro/starter newpebble guide. It’s like a map to the land of insanity, guiding you through the madness with ease.

But hey, watch out for those diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world. Just hide, report, and rock on, bros. Don’t let them bring you down, stay strong and keep on crafting!

Join us on this journey of pure madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s dive into the unknown and explore the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed

mother-in-law, BIRTHDAYS, parenting, exclusion, Grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your nosy mother-in-law.

Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.

Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!

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NoMoreNieceDutyLOL

family, NoMoreNieceDutyLOL, Frustration, Niece, single mom

Are you tired of feeling like a full-time babysitter on a Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the never-ending cycle of babysitting obligations!

Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.

Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.

Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!

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BroCodeMinecraftSMP

unspoken agreements, Common Knowledge, shared understanding, unwritten laws, unspoken expectations

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, trust me. You gotta join because like, everyone knows that if you’re not on this server, you’re basically a noob.

So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.

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NoGriefingAllowed

managing wealth, luxury lifestyle, sudden wealth syndrome, Financial Planning, investment strategies

You’ve just won $1 billion! So what’s the first thing you’re gonna do? Obviously, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret hidden treasure in the spawn area that’s worth even more than your billion bucks! Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers trying to steal your newfound riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the richest, most powerful player in all of Minecraft history!

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CraftyTradeWars

trade policy, Tariffs, trade war, Trump administration, trade agreements

Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Canada and Mexico goin’ at it with tariffs and the White House be like “whaaaaat”? It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, just like our server! Come join us for some wild adventures and unpredictable market whipsaws. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun, amirite? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Valskaya Realms

server concept, Land claiming, multiplayer, Updates, Visa Gift Card

Welcome to Valskaya Realms! We are an economy based survival server with a mideval-esq land claiming system called Lands and Nations. Our server is 100% Cross Platform, including PlayStation! Join our Discord today to stay updated on the latest and greatest when it comes to Valskaya. There will be monthly contests starting March where we will be giving away 50$ USD Visa Gift Cards to the wealthiest players 🙂 We hope you enjoy our simple yet satisfying server concept.

ValskayaRealms.me

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Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

1.21.5, Server, Chicken variants, Snapshots, Snapshot

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experiments enabled
Features	New game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance
Current Snapshot	1.21.5 snapshots
Community	Friendly community with diamond-based trading economy

FAQ

1. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

2. What experimental features are enabled on the server?

Experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance.

3. How many players are typically online?

The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.

4. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, custom advancements, and more.

5. What is the IP address for the server?

snapshot.pandamium.eu

6. What is the current version of the server?

25w08a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5)

7. Is there a Discord server for the community?

https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru

8. Is there a website for the server?

https://www.pandamium.com/

UnityCraft 1.20.3

Understanding, prejudice, anti-racism, equality, progress

Yo, bro, do you want to stop being a racist? Well, forget therapy or self-reflection, just join our Minecraft server! Why? Because nothing breaks down racial barriers like building a giant rainbow rollercoaster together with people from all over the world. Plus, our server has a secret potion that makes you see everyone as different colored blocks instead of different races. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only color that matters is the color of your diamond armor!

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