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SisSaver Minecraft Server

attitude, Brat, Buying, CANDIES, chicken, Chocolate, curry, family, Food, Generosity, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, refusing, SAVING, Server, sharing, Siblings, SisSaver, spicy, spoiled, younger sister

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4852
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as Luna demanding pizza over ramen? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure where sharing is optional and spicy curry is always on the menu. Just like how Luna demands things, you can demand your own plot of land and build whatever your heart desires.

But beware, just like Luna’s temper tantrums, griefing is not tolerated here. So behave yourself or face the wrath of our moderators!

So come on down to our server, where drama is as spicy as our chicken curry and the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

awkward situation, Cash, cash payment, cash transactions, cash usage, CashCraft, cashiers, employment, FIRED, getting someone fired, grocery store, hired, living expenses, making a living, math skills, mistake, parent’s town, small change, small town, tap to pay, Young employees, young people

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	119	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

ClassClownCraze Minecraft Server

adolescent behavior, attention seeking, Boundaries, class clown, ClassClownCraze, comedy, consequences, disciplinary actions, disruptive, humor, humor gone wrong, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Mischievous, peer pressure, Practical Jokes, pranks, School, school rules, Server, social dynamics, Students, teachers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate class clown who has definitely gone too far! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and chaos that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, creating a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, and participating in epic dance parties that never seem to end. But be warned, our class clown admin loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what crazy antics the class clown will come up with next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to have the time of your life!

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

adorable, beam, Brighten your day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, cute, delighted, Feel-Good, funny, Giggle, Grin, GUARANTEED, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, humor, joy, Laughter, positivity, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2257	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5605	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!