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  • ButlerBystanderMC

    ButlerBystanderMC
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4732
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Farms Harvested: 194 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Animals Bred: 91

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.

    He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!

    But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?

    So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoringFactsMC

    BoringFactsMC
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7821
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1211 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being just another boring player on a basic Minecraft server? Well, say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to our insane Minecraft server! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens with a diamond pickaxe!

    On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.

    So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum

    NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7260
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mines Excavated: 1045
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ores Mined: 4021 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sandcastle Skyscrapers

    Sandcastle Skyscrapers
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1326
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Enchantments Applied: 50
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4

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    yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!

    but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

    so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

    FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1574
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Animals Bred: 70
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Alien Abductions: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

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  • SpudCraft: Where potatoes are the real MVP! Join us for some baked fun on the farm!

    SpudCraft: Where potatoes are the real MVP! Join us for some baked fun on the farm!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9780
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Zombie Dances: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1267 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14

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    SpudCraft Overview

    Features
    A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
    An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
    A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
    Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
    A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
    A kind, mature, and interactive community
    Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
    A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

    FAQ

    What is SpudCraft?

    SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

    What do we have to offer?

    • A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
    • An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
    • A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
    • Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
    • A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
    • A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
    • Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
    • A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

    SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!

    What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

    TinyButMighty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1436
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9080
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineGig – Minecraft Server

    MineGig – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7315
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.

    And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.

    But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 315
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Star Shards Collected: 285

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real world craziness with some virtual fun.

    Our server is like a small team of around 6 people, but with way more exciting adventures. One of our members is always complaining about their in-game girlfriend, so you know there’s never a dull moment.

    We recently had a team member leave, so we’re throwing a virtual party with drinks (of the pixelated variety, of course). Bring your in-game partner and join the fun – just watch out for any jealous NPCs trying to steal your virtual love interest!

    And if anyone gets too clingy in the game, don’t worry – our moderators are always ready to step in and keep the peace. So come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBraNoProblemsMC

    NoBraNoProblemsMC
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8406
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let it all hang loose? Look no further! Join our server for a bra-free gaming experience like no other.

    We don’t believe in restricting your freedom, just like we don’t believe in bras. Embrace your natural self and join us for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

    Our server is filled with friendly players who support your choice to go braless. We even have special events where we celebrate the freedom of not wearing a bra – because who needs one in a virtual world anyway?

    So come join us and let your pixels bounce freely as you explore, build, and conquer in the most liberating Minecraft server out there. Who needs a bra when you’ve got blocks to break and mobs to defeat? Let’s game on, braless warriors!

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