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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4342 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!