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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mines Excavated:	3434
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.