Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!
