DessertMayoCraft

Artificial, Cool Whip, creamy, creamy dessert, creamy topping, dessert, dessert accompaniment, dessert condiment, dessert essential, dessert garnish, dessert ingredient, dessert sauce, dessert spread, dessert topping, DessertMayoCraft, Indulgent, Mayonnaise, sweet spread, sweet treat, whipped cream alternative, whipped topping

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	4826	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise. I know, mind blown, right? But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find on this server.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, singing Justin Bieber songs. Or how about this – you stumble upon a village of villagers who all speak in Shakespearean language and challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, you’ll be armed with giant rubber chickens and banana peels. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure and… llamas wearing top hats!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise.

NATOvsRussiaMC

aggression, Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Divisions, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, fm, foreign policy, international relations, Lithuania, Military, Moscow, nato, NATOvsRussiaMC, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got lithuanian FM saying russia is like, no match for NATO’s military, and like, moscow is relying on our divisions, like what even bro?? join us and be part of this epic battle of epicness, where u can build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take on russia like a boss. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and be a part of history in the making!! #minecraftarmy #russiavsNATO #lolz

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping districts and cross-play collide in chaos! (110 characters)

bedrock edition, Chaos, Characters, collide, Community Experience, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, districts, friendly community, Fun Environment, grief-free, INCLUSIVE, livesystem, Mob Drops, Online Map, player homes, Player Ranks, player trust, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Tweaks, Voting, welcoming server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1777
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Crafted Survival Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes! We welcome all players to join Crafted Survival.
Do you allow griefing?	No, we have a griefer-free policy to ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting.

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, concern, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, dismay, Distress, exclamation, Expression, fear, Minecraft, Oh No!, Panic, reaction, Server, shock, stress, Surprise, Trouble, unease, worry

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crops Grown:	3708	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	363	Potions Brewed:	182
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	68285	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Animals Bred:	136
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

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