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NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22
Void Gems Collected:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Animals Bred:	149
Potions Brewed:	88	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

VintageVillagers

baby names, baby naming trends, classic names, historical names, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, older names, outdated names, rare names, timeless names, traditional baby names, traditional names, traditional naming, uncommon names, unique names, unpopular baby names, unpopular names, unpopular vintage names, vintage names, VintageVillagers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3746
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Star Shards Collected:	117	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!

ClyxSMP

ClyxSMP, INFORMATION, Join, members, Minecraft, new, presidents, Server, smp, Survival, Unique Features

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

ClyxSMP is a new survival SMP trying to get members! We have unique features like presidents. We have more information on the server so why don’t you join?

clyx-mc.mine.fun

Mop and Bucket SMP: Where even janitors can be heroes! Join now for squeaky clean adventures on a vanilla server with a twist!

Adventures, application, balanced rules, bucket, clean, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Heroes, Imagemaps, Janitors, Join, Moderators, mop, Nations, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Server, smp, squeaky, Stories, Twist, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Server Name	Janitors Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay
Server Version	1.21
Key Features	Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server!
What plugins does the server use?	Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers?	We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations.

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

blocky, mental health, mental health and sexuality, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health issues, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health survey, mental health survey for science, Mental Health Treatment, mentalcel, mentalcel survey, Minds.., Minecraft, Science, Server, Sexuality, sexuality survey, survey

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7025	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	8482	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

animated, Character, Childhood, Disney, DisneyFanaticMC, dream, Enchanting, fairy tale, FANTASY, Favorite, forever.., Hero, iconic, imagination, Magic, MAGICAL, Movie, Prince, princess, smp, Villain, wish

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!

SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ores Mined:	5890	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!