Despots MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AssholeCraft2021

biggest asshole, cruel rulers, tyrants, despots, human history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

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FearedCraft: HistVillains

despised figures, tyrants, terrifying individuals, feared leaders, HistVillains

Forget about historical figures, the real terror is waiting for you on our Minecraft server! Join us if you dare to face off against the most feared player in all of Minecraft history. Legend has it they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a block of dirt. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

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EvilWinnersCraft

dark past, Conquerors, dictators, Historical villains, tyrants

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Historical figures, world leaders, controversial leaders, eccentric politicians, Minecraft

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there! Our server is ruled by a group of eccentric leaders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

First up, we have President Pancake, a former pancake chef turned politician who now rules with a spatula of justice. He may be sweet, but don’t underestimate his syrupy powers.

Next, we have Queen Quokka, the adorable but fierce ruler of the server. She may look cute and cuddly, but she will not hesitate to kick you out of her kingdom if you cross her.

And finally, we have Emperor Explosion, a pyromaniac who loves nothing more than blowing things up for fun. His explosive personality will keep you on your toes at all times.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, anxiety, phone calls, Fix it, HangryCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of college life…like dealing with a bent food card! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the stress of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your food card not working because we provide unlimited virtual food for all players. No need to deal with dining services or anxiety-inducing phone calls – just grab a virtual snack and keep on crafting!

But beware, if you don’t handle your in-game responsibilities, like gathering resources and building shelters, you might find yourself in a hunger-induced argument with your virtual parents. Don’t let your virtual family down – join our server and show them you can handle anything life (or Minecraft) throws at you!

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a hilarious and chaotic journey filled with virtual food, virtual responsibilities, and virtual drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

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BroBroOverFILLOL

brother, wedding decisions, family approval, father of the bride, family dynamics

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Then join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate unconventional family dynamics in a wacky and wild way!

Picture this: you’re getting married in Minecraft and your eldest brother, who’s barely older than you, is acting as your father. But wait, there’s more! Your future father-in-law wants to step in and take on the role, but you shut him down because your brother is the real MVP. Drama ensues at the family dinner, with your future MIL and fiancé backing you up while future FIL sulks in the corner.

Join our server and experience the chaos of family dynamics like never before! Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza filled with unexpected twists and turns? Don’t be an AITA, join us and let the hilarity ensue!

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TunnelTrouble Minecraft Server

idf, Victims, Hamas, Tunnel, Négotiation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! our players are like hostages, but instead of being killed by hamas, they are killed by creepers and zombies! the IDF is like our admins, always trying to reach the tunnel of fun and excitement in our server. join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of peace in the middle east!

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CraftyCommies VS RocketRascals

UN command, RocketRascals, foreign affairs, CraftyCommies, Cease

u know what u need right now? a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about all the drama in the world. this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

join us and u will be transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. the only rule on this server is to have fun and laugh until u pee your pants.

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. plus, our moderators are like ninjas who will protect u from griefers and trolls.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

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RichCraft: Antivaxx Apocalypse

public health, disease prevention, herd immunity, Apocalypse, societal impact

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE IF U DONT, U MIGHT GET HIT WITH A HIGH VACCINE BILL AND BEG FOR SHOTS LIKE A DESPERATE PUPPY! WE GOT CRAZY ANTIVAXXERS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA AVOID THE NEEDLES BUT THEY’LL END UP CRYIN FOR THAT VAXX ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHO CAN OUTRUN THE VACCINE POLICE! #VACCINATEMEBRO #CRAZYANTIVAXXERS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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AttentionCraft: Dyslexia & ADHD

neurological conditions, cognitive impairment, genetic factors, comorbidity, dyslexia

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MINECRAFT AND A CRAZY CIRCUS HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS RAISED BY A PACK OF WILD LLAMAS!

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES EVER!

WE HAVE LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY, PIGS THAT CAN DANCE, AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF EVIL BUNNIES TO GET TO IT?

SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION YOUR SANITY, THEN COME JOIN US NOW!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS LAUGHTER, CONFUSION, AND AN UNCONTROLLABLE DESIRE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

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