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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7292 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 683 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.
imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.
plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.
come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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