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CraftyCrafterz

brand, Craftsmanship, CraftyCrafterz, Designer, Durability, exclusive, expensive, high end, high quality, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, name brand, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top tier, top-notch, Value, worth it

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	954711	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCorruptionSA

Accountability, billion dollar, bribery, corruption scandals, CraftyCorruptionSA, economic impact, embezzlement, Financial Misconduct, fraud, government corruption, investigations, kickbacks, legal consequences, Mismanagement, political corruption, public outrage, scandalous behavior, south africa, state-owned companies, transparency, unethical practices

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	1796
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	240
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	443727
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	9492	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	3490
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Farms Harvested:	834	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4641

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9691	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!