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CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

Beliefs, Cows, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural understanding, Desperation, discrimination, DISTANCING, Diversity, Hinduism, India, Indians, justification, Larping, misconceptions, online learning, past few years, prejudice, right, Stereotypes, whats

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2438
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Votes:	4850
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magic Items Found:	4860	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchantments Applied:	288	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4965
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Escape the CrapCraft

#suffocating, anger, breakdown, CrapCraft, crazy, cry for help, Desperation, emotional turmoil, Escape, Frustration, helpless, mental breakdown, mental health, Nightmare, overwhelmed, Prison, scream, stress, Struggling, Suffering, Trapped

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, mundane world? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing zombies, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a creeper like a horse.

So if you’re ready to escape the real world and join in on the madness, come on down to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

ApocBlock: Where the only thing scarier than the zombies is running out of diamonds!

Apocalypse, ApocBlock, armageddon, bleak future, Chaos, Desperation, devastation, diamonds, Disaster, Dystopia, End of the World, games, Humanity, no hope, post apocalyptic world, post-apocalypse, preventing apocalypse, Running, scarier, staying alive, Struggle, Survival, Surviving, video games, zombies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the apocalypse is in full swing and the only goal is to survive in the chaos! Forget about preventing or causing the end of the world, here you just have to focus on not getting eaten by zombies or blown up by creepers.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of staying alive in a world where everything is out to get you. Build your shelter, scavenge for resources, and watch out for other players who might try to steal your precious loot.

But beware, the apocalypse has brought out some truly bizarre creatures, like mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant spiders that ride on top of skeleton horses. Can you survive long enough to uncover the secrets of this strange new world?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outlast the apocalypse. Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: survive at all costs!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers are Confused

assistance required, begging for help, call for help, Chaos, Confused, Crafty, CREEPERS, cry for help, desperate situation, Desperation, for the love of god, help me now, help me please, help needed, in distress, need urgent help, plea for assistance, please assist, reaching out, seeking aid, somebody please help me, support needed, Urgent need

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	7154	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.

Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

Balls, blocky, Blue, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, explode, Frustration, Impload, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, Players, relationship, seeking help, self harm, sex, sexual frustration, suicidal thoughts, WOMAN

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

Crafty Gamers MC – Debt-Free Zone! 💰🚫 Join now for epic adventures and no debts in sight! #MinecraftMadness

Adventures, community service, Crafty, criminal behavior, criminal underworld, dangerous choices, debtfree, Debts, Desperation, destructive decisions, emotional distress, Epic, escapism, financial ruin, gambling debts, Gamers, illegal activities, Join, killing myself, local mob, mental health, MinecraftMadness, risky behavior, Robbing, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Sight, violent threats, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your gambling debts? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual mob boss, taking down enemies left and right while building your empire! Who needs real-life problems when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky chaos and destruction? Plus, if the mob comes knocking, just tell them you’re too busy mining diamonds to worry about debts. Join now and start living your best (virtual) life!

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Divine Spears Created:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2779
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	8828

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

meow.catempire.win

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2138	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

hostiland.aternos.me

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

RolePlay100x100.aternos.me

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

51.81.6.167:25567

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Towns Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	5119
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

minecraft.zee.li

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3177	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

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mc.mcjabko.cz

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	3217	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

beans.vpsno.de

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

142.44.218.215

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7808
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

vriens.duckdns.org

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

172.96.172.20:19132