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Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

death, Deceit, Deception, Desperation, establishment, family, Fault, gross, gross negligence, Inheritance, insurance fraud, lawsuit, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, negligence, Payout, Plan, scheme, Server, strategy, Tragedy, Value, wrongful death

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	386976
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

Desperate Dems Minecraft Server

Campaign, challenge, control, democrats, Dems, DESPERATE, Desperation, election, Frustration, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, opposition, Party, Political, power, Server, strategy, Struggle, Tactics, uncertainty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Animals Bred:	68
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	2615

Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	274
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Crops Grown:	5464
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2510
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Break Time Minecraft Server

Break, Community, Desperation, exposure, horny, House, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, Moderation, Obsession, online forum, Poison, r9k, self-care, Server, shithole, Time, TOXIC, unhealthy habits, Website, Women, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

burglaries, civilian homes, crime, Crisis, Desperation, Edition, food shortages, games, HangryCraft, Hunger, Hungry, investigation, law enforcement, Looting, military bases, North Korea, POVERTY, SECURITY, social unrest, soldiers, theft, theft spree, thefts

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Dragon Eggs Found:	9816	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Votes:	6122
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

NorthKoreaBusHeist

Asia, border crossing, controversy, cross country journey, current events, defector, Desperation, Escape, Hardship, immigration, international relations, Life, news headline, North Korea, NorthKoreaBusHeist, political asylum, refugee, return home, south korea, Trauma, Village bus

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Towns Built:	8	Emeralds Found:	2858
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

BlockPartyBroExcluded

Black, BlockPartyBroExcluded, brother, Communication, consequences, dangerous plans, Desperation, exclusion, family, Friends, friendship, Graffiti, intervention, Police, Race, reckless behavior, Safety, Siblings, supervision, Trouble, white area

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Towns Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	102
Towns Built:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	582	Potions Brewed:	61
Dimension Hops:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1412	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	293	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7202	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2034	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Emeralds Found:	1206	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

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