DESPERATELY Minecraft Servers

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  • Desperately Seeking Steve to join our server that refuses to start over again

    Desperately Seeking Steve to join our server that refuses to start over again

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name New Earth Server
    Alliance Levant Alliance
    Region Jordan and surrounding countries
    Server IP play.helvetianetwork.com
    Discord gg/RJyextum

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the Jordan alliance?

    If you are interested in joining the Jordan alliance, you can directly join the server using the provided IP address and then contact the alliance leaders for further details.

    2. Can I create a new country in the Levant region?

    Yes, the server welcomes players who are willing to create new countries in the Levant region. You can discuss your plans with the server admins for guidance.

    3. Are there any specific rules for joining the Levant alliance?

    While there are no strict rules, it is recommended to maintain good relations with other alliance members and follow the server’s guidelines for a better gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • A tiny, mildly crazy, vanilla-ish smp desperately seeking new victims. Beware!

    A tiny, mildly crazy, vanilla-ish smp desperately seeking new victims. Beware!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cratoria Minecraft Server

    Server Name Cratoria
    Community Size Small
    Server Type Semi-Vanilla with additional mods
    Discord Join Our Discord

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    How can I join the Cratoria Minecraft server?

    To join the server, you will first need to join our Discord channel. You can find the link to our Discord in the information above.

    What is the theme of the Cratoria server?

    We are trying to base this server off of Hermitcraft, but with some additional mods for added gameplay.

    Is the Cratoria server open to new players?

    Yes, we welcome new players to join our community and explore all that our server has to offer.

    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the Cratoria server?

    While we encourage a friendly and respectful environment, we do have specific rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord channel.

    Can I invite my friends to join the Cratoria server?

    Absolutely! We welcome players to invite their friends to join our server and become part of our growing community.

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  • Blocky Babes: Where Minecraft meets 10/10 Women!

    Blocky Babes: Where Minecraft meets 10/10 Women!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for the perfect 10/10 woman in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can find the most epic and gorgeous women you’ve ever seen!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find your dream girl. From pixelated princesses to blocky beauties, we have it all!

    But beware, these women are not your average Minecraft villagers. They are strong, independent, and crafty – literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect 10/10 woman before someone else does!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GohanCraft: Where Minecraft meets Dragon Ball Z!

    GohanCraft: Where Minecraft meets Dragon Ball Z!

    New Minecraft Servers

    : The Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our MODS are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a whirling Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a villager who speaks only in memes to a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Disco Dungeon, where the party never stops and the loot is as shiny as a beacon in the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life!

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  • LolCraft: LakhLoving Indians

    LolCraft: LakhLoving Indians

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of Indian English! Join us and witness players casually throwing around terms like “lakh” and “crore” as if they’re the most universal words in the world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments where players try to explain these terms to confused foreigners, leading to some epic misunderstandings. Imagine a player asking for “1 crore diamonds” and everyone thinking they’re a literal millionaire in the game!

    So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and cultural enlightenment, join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew learning about Indian numerals could be so entertaining in a virtual world?

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  • FlaVRcraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

    FlaVRcraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Lime Edition Minecraft Server!

    Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most outrageous structures? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories:

    – Our server is run by a group of AI-generated VTubers who have taken over the Minecraft world with their quirky personalities. From a sassy baker mother of two to a German FNAF loremaster, we’ve got it all. – Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a femboy nurse IRL who has an incredible voice range from UwU to Macho Man? Well, now you can! – Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as we dominate the Minecraft universe with our unique characters and crazy antics.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the Lime Edition Minecraft Server and let the fun begin!

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  • Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels

    Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can make the prettiest female character you’ve ever seen! And trust us, you’ve never seen a real woman like this before, you incel! Join us for a chance to experience the most gorgeous avatars and unleash your inner fashionista.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server is built on top of a secret treasure trove, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

    And if treasure hunting isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-maned unicorns and frolic through fields of pixie dust. It’s a magical experience that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fairytale land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! And remember, no incels allowed – only real gamers need apply.

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  • Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

    Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

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  • Crafty Neets Club

    Crafty Neets Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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  • Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

    Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh honey, it was better than good, it was EPIC! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS RAIN! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where zombies drop sick beats. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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