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Mine4Money

#Daredevil, bizarre requests, craziest things, crazy stunts, desperate times, Extreme Measures, financial incentives, Mine4Money, MONEY, money-making schemes, odd jobs, odd tasks, out-of-the-box ideas, outlandish acts, risky behavior, strange jobs, unconventional gigs, unconventional ways to earn money, unique opportunities, unusual jobs, wild challenges

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	1590	Dimension Hops:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	1123	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	7353
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	1826	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!

Crafty911 Minecraft Server

911 operator, call handling, Communication, compassion, Crafty911, crisis response, critical thinking, Decision making, dispatcher, emergency protocols, emergency services, emotional resilience., first responders, Job demands, mental health support, Minecraft, multitasking, patience, public perception, Public Safety, Server, Stress Management, teamwork

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	230	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	6683

Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyPolitix

aggravating, Corruption, CraftyPolitix, current events, dishonesty, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of accountability, leadership, Manipulation, Media bias, partisanship, polarization, Political Scene, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, public trust, Social Issues, special interests

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Tired of dealing with political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle! Our server is a political-free zone where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?

T90TankTumbleCraft

armored vehicles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Losses, military equipment, military tactics, military technology, putin, Putin’s army, russia, russian military, T-90M tanks, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare, tracker data, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!

LightSpeedCraft

astronomical objects, Astrophysics, Black Holes, cosmic destruction, cosmic events, Destruction, exotic matter, gravitational pull, high-energy physics, hypothetical, light speed, LightSpeedCraft, matter, scientific theories, space phenomena, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe, white holes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4172

yOu know what else is light-speed? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! it’s so fast, you’ll be mining diamonds before you even realize it!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Hot & Cool Craft

alien world, Astronomy, atmosphere, celestial body, celsius, Cool, Craft, data, discovery, Evening, Exoplanet, Extreme Temperatures, fahrenheit, findings, Heat, hot, morning, research, Science, Space, Temperature

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have mornings hotter than the sun and evenings cooler than your ex’s heart! we’ve got lava pits for swimming and ice caves for chilling. our mobs are so fierce they make the nether look like a daycare center. join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. so grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to insanity together!

KrisCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than getting rid of creepers! 1.8-1.20.4

1.81.20.4, Community, Coreprotect, creations, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, easier, Experience, finding, grief preventing, KrisCraft, Land claiming, Minecraft, ONLINE, Players, Plugins, Quality, Quantity, rid, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Support, Updating, Vanilla, world, year

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Items Found:	6461	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

KrisCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Resetting	No
Land Claiming	No
Grief Protection	CoreProtect
Community Size	Small
Server Age	Over 1 year

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You need to join the Discord server and get added to the whitelist by clicking here.

2. Is the server currently on version 1.21?

We are planning on updating to 1.21 very soon, once all server plugins support the new version.

3. How is griefing handled on the server?

We do not have land claiming, but we use CoreProtect to roll back any griefing that occurs.

4. Can I build anywhere on the server?

Yes, the world is completely unrestricted, allowing you to build anywhere.

5. Why is the community size small?

We are focused on quality players over quantity to create a new community.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

adjusting to America, American dream, cross-country move, expat life, future move, immigration, international move, living in the USA, Minecraft, moving abroad, moving plans, moving timeline, moving to America, new beginnings, new country, overseas relocation, Relocation, Server, settling in America, starting fresh, transitioning to America, united states, YankeeCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the craziest part – they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was lit, to say the least.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass with a few of those cluckers in your coop? It’s a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.