desperate times – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Mine4Money

#Daredevil, bizarre requests, craziest things, crazy stunts, desperate times, Extreme Measures, financial incentives, Mine4Money, MONEY, money-making schemes, odd jobs, odd tasks, out-of-the-box ideas, outlandish acts, risky behavior, strange jobs, unconventional gigs, unconventional ways to earn money, unique opportunities, unusual jobs, wild challenges

Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Server26: The Server That’s Older Than Your Mom and More LGBTQ+ Friendly Than Your Bestie!

1tb, Armorstands, Bestie, bone blocks, ELYTRA, Enchanted Golden Apples, Friendly, germany, Griefprevention, Hosted, i9 9900K, intel, java, LGBTQ, mom, NVMe, Older, Paper, Plugins, RAM, recolor glass, Server, Server26, smp, SSD, Updates, villager

<!DOCTYPE html>

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or alike, No donation perks or any such frills
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs (No adminshops)
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc.

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always help available from staff and other players.

Gameplay

Vanilla server feel with default currency as diamonds, megabases welcome, spawn city protected, long-term projects encouraged, and map never resets.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Uses plugins like GriefPrevention, chest shop, Harbor for skipping night, and more.



FAQ

1. Do I need to be 18 or older to join the server?
   - Yes, this server is for players who are 18 years or older.

2. What are the main plugins used on the server?
   - The main plugins used are GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

3. Are there any adminshops or donation perks on the server?
   - No, there are no adminshops, and there are no donation perks or frills available on the server.

4. Is the map regularly reset?
   - No, the map will never reset, allowing players to focus on long-term projects and megabases.

5. How can I claim land on the server?
   - Land can be claimed using the GriefPrevention plugin by selecting areas with a golden shovel.

6. Is PvP allowed on the server?
   - The server is focused on pure Vanilla survival gameplay, so PvP is not the main focus.

7. What is the default currency on the server?
   - The default currency on the server is diamonds, but it is not enforced.

8. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
   - The main rule is to be reasonable and not be a disruptive player. Additional rules can be found at the server's rules page.

9. Can I set up my own base on the server?
   - Yes, players can build their own bases outside the protected spawn city area.

10. Is there a way to skip the night in-game?
    - 20% of players need to sleep to skip the night on the server using the Harbor plugin.

For more information and detailed rules, visit the server's rules page.

PixelLink Minecraft Server

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, Kanna Yanagi, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, schedules, Server, Sheeptubers, Specialite., V-Dere, V4Mirai, VReverie, VSMP, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with zany characters like Clumsy Girl Next Door, Silly Girly Girl, Chuuni Seiso Girl, and Gremlin Brat (yes, you read that right).

We’ve got everything from karaoke to handcam mixology, and even delulu deredere soulslikes (whatever that means). Our server is so lit that even the sheep are tubin’ along to the fun. Plus, our V-Dere section will have you questioning reality with its mind-bending content.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing karaoke with a chuuni tsundere while riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds. It’s all possible on our server!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

dating apps, dating struggles, Desperation, digital dating, Hopeless Romantic, lonely, looking for love, love, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, Singles, slim chances, smp, socializing, Swipecraft, Tinder, virtual dating, WORTH..

Are you tired of being forever alone in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful castle together with your new Minecraft bae?

Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. From epic PvP battles to romantic sunset walks through pixelated forests, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Love is just a /tp away!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BioMamaNoBrideMom

bio mother, BioMamaNoBrideMom, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, estranged relationship, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, forgiveness, mother of the bride, neglect, parental figures, personal boundaries, self-care, substance abuse, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and wedding planning collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with malnourished characters, substance-abusing NPCs, and a mother-of-the-bride showdown like no other.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your bio mother and telling her she’s not invited to your wedding because she wasn’t there for you. Watch as she tries to claim her spot as the mother of the bride, only to be shut down by your fierce aunt and supportive fiancé.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as your bio mother insists her boyfriend should walk you down the aisle, while you stand your ground and declare that your grandfather will be the one by your side. Who will win this battle of the wedding guests? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s filled with drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists, look no further. Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous wedding planning adventure you’ve ever experienced!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

awkward, Behavior, Communication, cringe-worthy, DATING, dating advice, DumbDaterMoment, DUMBEST, funny, humor, misconceptions, observations, red flags, Relationship Status, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSMP, social cues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyDisasterMC

avoid at all costs, avoid buying, bad purchase, buyer beware, cautionary products, cheaply made, CraftyDisasterMC, disappointing products, low quality., not recommended, not worth it, not worth the hype, not worth the price, overrated products, poor performance, product recommendation, regret buying, stay away, subpar quality, Waste of Money, worst products

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

50M, Amazon, Amazon damage, AmazonDamage, assets, Brazil, Brazil court, climate compensation, compensation, conservation, Court, Damage, Deforestation, Dirceu Kruger, Environmental, illegal, land degradation, lawsuit, Minecraft, penalty, preservation, Rancher, Server

come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

Banking, blocky, central bank, economic growth, economic update, Economy, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, hike, inflation, inflation rate, inflationary pressures, Interest, interest rate, interest rate hike, interest rate increase, market impact, monetary policy, monetary tightening, Rate, Rubles, russia, Russian Central Bank, Russian economy

HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
LootCraft: L vs I Edition

alphabet, Character, confusion, design, differentiation, distinction, Edition, Font, homoglyphs, Language, lettering, Lootcraft, lowercase l, Perception, readability, Similarity, TYPEFACE, typography, uppercase I, Visual Communication, visual identity, Writing

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

artistic abilities, Behavior, cleanliness, confession, Ethics, gender differences, Gender Roles, Honesty, hygiene, Kindness, Men, moral lapses, Morals, pathogenically disgusting, personality traits, Psychology, research, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP