Desperate Plea MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

the world is ending Minecraft SMP

plea for redemption, End of the World, humanity’s fate, uncertain future, armageddon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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HamasHilarityCraft

Israel, Reveals, gallant, negotiations, palestine

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor wearing chickens who will trade you emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can ride on a pig while juggling TNT and shooting arrows at creepers.

rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the haunted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie.

oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of doom, capable of destroying entire mountains with just one swing?

join now before the evil llama army takes over and turns everything into rainbow-colored wool blocks!

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ScholarCraft: No Handouts for Friends

friendship, scholarship, financial burden, Guilt, living costs

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and guilt trips from friends? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a magical place where scholarships grow on trees and financial burdens disappear with a single click.

Imagine a world where you can use your scholarship money to build the most epic virtual castle for your friend, who will repay you with virtual diamonds after graduation. No need to worry about real-life expenses, because in our server, everything is free and friendships are forever!

Don’t let your friends guilt-trip you into sacrificing your financial stability. Join our Minecraft server and build a new future where you can focus on your own education and success without any judgment. Plus, our virtual friends will always have your back, no matter what. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

racism, Jewish religion, Xenophobia, minority discrimination, prejudice

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Confidence, lasik, RPK, Style, self improvement

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

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Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

dad, down syndrome, Minecraft, SELLING, moms

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

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SkincareGriefCraft

offer, SkincareGriefCraft, skincare, glass bottle, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?

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CraftyAchieve Minecraft Server

personal development, life transformation, Minecraft, self-confidence, self-belief

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate block-building champion! We have dragons that shoot rainbow fire, unicorns that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance.

One player on our server once built a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. They were crowned the King of Dirt and now rule over their own dirt kingdom with an iron shovel.

Join us and see how accomplishing the impossible in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legend of our server and have your own ridiculous story to tell.

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CraftyAdvice

motivational words, wise counsel, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!

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CraftyGasEscape

energy supply, Natural Gas, energy policy, ENERGY, Diplomacy

so like, u know how austria is all like “oh no we don’t want russian gas anymore”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we have a whole commission dedicated to ditching boring stuff like russian gas contracts! join us and be part of the most insane negotiations ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs gas when u can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds, amirite? come join us and be part of the action!

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