Desperate Measures MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

weird excuses, unconventional methods, Minecraft, peculiar behaviors, Extreme Measures

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
DespAttentionMinecraftSMP

DespAttentionMinecraftSMP, attention seeking tendencies, desperate for approval, attention seeking behavior, desperate actions

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you crave the spotlight and want to be the center of attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for attention seekers like you!

Join our server and become the ultimate drama queen or king. Start fake feuds with other players, spread wild rumors about secret treasure hunts, or even fake your own death for some extra sympathy points. The possibilities are endless when it comes to seeking attention on our server.

But be warned, the competition for attention is fierce. You’ll have to outdo your fellow players with even crazier stunts and antics to truly stand out. So, if you’re ready to do whatever it takes to be the center of attention, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the drama begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
JavaPieCraft

flavored water, cinnamon, coffee drinkers, coffee, shelved beverages

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MineLaid – Minecraft Server

crazy, Outrageous, bold, Risky, seduction

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let loose and have a wild time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs!

Join us if you want to experience the most extreme adventures in the blocky world. Our players have done some crazy things to get laid, like building a giant love heart out of diamond blocks or serenading their crush with a chorus of creepers. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to find romance and maybe even a little bit of hanky panky. Just be careful not to get caught by the mods!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

mindfulness, Emotional support, coping, positivity, overcoming challenges

Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

disaster relief, Flooding, home repairs, BASEMENTS, cryptocurrency payments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BedroomBanishmentCraft

Wife, waking up, Frustration, baby sleep, husband

Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

financial gain, Sperm, life-changing decision, ethical considerations, hypothetical scenario

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyRedditFAQs

overused prompts, lack of originality, unoriginality, unoriginal AskReddit posts, AskReddit

Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

Conflict, Captivity, UKRAINIAN, russia ukraine, freedom of speech

lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP