Desperate Measures MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

creative lies, Extreme Measures, unconventional methods, ridiculous attempts, avoiding responsibilities

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

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DespAttentionMinecraftSMP

desperate for love, DespAttentionMinecraftSMP, desperate for recognition, seeking validation, attention seeking tendencies

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you crave the spotlight and want to be the center of attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for attention seekers like you!

Join our server and become the ultimate drama queen or king. Start fake feuds with other players, spread wild rumors about secret treasure hunts, or even fake your own death for some extra sympathy points. The possibilities are endless when it comes to seeking attention on our server.

But be warned, the competition for attention is fierce. You’ll have to outdo your fellow players with even crazier stunts and antics to truly stand out. So, if you’re ready to do whatever it takes to be the center of attention, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the drama begin!

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JavaPieCraft

desperate measures, caffeine withdrawal, JavaPieCraft, flavored coffee, brewed beverages

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

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MineLaid – Minecraft Server

bold, Risky, Unconventional, DATING, getting laid

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let loose and have a wild time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs!

Join us if you want to experience the most extreme adventures in the blocky world. Our players have done some crazy things to get laid, like building a giant love heart out of diamond blocks or serenading their crush with a chorus of creepers. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to find romance and maybe even a little bit of hanky panky. Just be careful not to get caught by the mods!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BlockyMind SMP: BadHabitz

poor diet, overthinking, smp, procrastination, stress

OMG guys, you NEED to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have like, diamond trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.

So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.

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CraftyCash100

emergency shopping, shopping spree, shopping rush, shopping list, last-minute purchases

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.

Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!

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Vanilla Puro

Cities, Inter-city wars, Driving, F1 IceRaces, Events

Vanilla Puro Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP	mc.vanillapuro.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/gSR9xutcaS

Features:

Shops: Set up personal shops with Chests and Signs.
Marketplace: Expand your shop at the business city of Vanilla Puro.
100% Vanilla: Fully vanilla experience with other players.
Cities: Create your own city with other players.
Jobs: Play roles through various available jobs.

Events:

PvP Battles
Battle Royale
F1 IceRaces
Inter-city wars
Other Events

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why Vanilla Puro?	Vanilla Puro provides a classic Minecraft experience in a small community setting allowing players to cooperate.
Are there shops on the server?	Yes, players can set up personal shops using Chests and Signs.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events include PvP Battles, Battle Royale, F1 IceRaces, Inter-city wars, and other community-driven events.

MysticCraft Land 1.21.3

MysticCraft, Land, 1.21.3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for all you blocky builders out there!

We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, and more mobs than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

We’ve got mini-games that will make you question your sanity, and a community that will make you question your life choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

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NoTransl8ForU

Boundaries, White, Self-expression, language barrier, cultural sensitivity

Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing in perfect harmony, serenading you with Minecraft-themed parodies of popular songs. And guess what? You can join in too! Show off your singing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Grab your trusty chicken steed and compete against other players in epic jousting battles. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a clucking good time!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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LunchBoxLegend Minecraft SMP

time-saving meals, smp, portable meals, convenient meals, busy days

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the admins are like super cool and give you enchanted golden apples just for logging in. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles with mobs and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the food situation, like we have a whole farm dedicated to growing enchanted carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like a buffet of magical food, man. So yeah, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a chicken together or something, it’ll be epic!

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