DESPERATE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Desperate Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	830
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date fembots! That’s right, these robotic beauties are programmed to ask you anything and everything under the sun. Want to know the meaning of life? Ask a fembot. Want to know the best way to build a diamond castle? Ask a fembot. The possibilities are endless! Join our server now and get ready for a dating experience like no other. Who needs real relationships when you have fembots at your fingertips?

Ganja Vaas Adventure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6332	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a mysterious player who looks like Vaas from Far Cry causing chaos and confusion! We’ve been searching for hours trying to find the original meme, but all we could come up with is this hilarious photo of someone attempting a reverse image search. Help us uncover the truth behind this bizarre situation and join the madness today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server.

Save Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crops Grown:	4369	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a damsel in distress who needs saving! That’s right, there’s a mysterious princess trapped in a tower and it’s up to you and your fellow players to come to her rescue. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a fire-breathing dragon and a horde of evil creepers. Will you be the hero she’s been waiting for, or will you end up as dragon food? Join our server now and find out!

Desperate Dems Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

BlockBribez

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2198	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8943	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

NipponCraft Minecraft Server

belonging, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, cultural heritage, cultural identity, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, introspection, japanese, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, NipponCraft, personal growth, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, societal norms

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	287
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world and not being Japanese? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone is Japanese! That’s right, even your pet pig is speaking Japanese and wearing a kimono. Join us for a truly immersive cultural experience like no other!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be rescued by flying pigs that will gently carry you back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs to be Japanese when you can have all this craziness instead?

Bray’s Not-So-Terrible Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	735161
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	4687
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who built a giant statue of a potato on this server. It was glorious, it was majestic, it was…totally copied by someone else. But you know what? The copycat’s potato statue was even more epic! And that, my friends, is the magic of this server – the moment someone else does his exact gimmick, it becomes a billion times better!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine a certain block at exactly midnight, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas will appear and lead you to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t question it, just go with it!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of potato obsession. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like a pro.

Are you ready to face off against twin daughters who think they can just borrow your virtual vehicle without permission? Take on the role of the ultimate decision-maker and show them who’s boss in this wild and wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to deal with a boyfriend who thinks it’s totally cool for his kids to take your virtual ride for a spin, all while their mom is feeling “ripped off” in the background. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top?

Join our server now and let the madness unfold as you navigate through unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DaddyDaughterDrama

advice, Apology, Bonding, Communication, concern, Conflict, DaddyDaughterDrama, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, Divorce, Empathy, family, Father, misunderstanding, Preparation, reconciliation, relationships, stepfamily, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, an ex-wife, a daughter, and a bottle of Goldeneye pinot noir. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of not knowing if the daughter will cut off contact again or if the husband will be prepared for the worst. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and witness the ups and downs of family dynamics, all while building your dream castle and fighting off creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

MismatchCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, compatibility, Divorce, emotional disconnect, hindsight, introspection, long-term commitment, Marriage, Minecraft, MismatchCraft, Partnership, personal growth, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Settling, signs, Unhappy, wrong fit

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a virtual marriage with someone who doesn’t even know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your in-game spouse who can’t even build a decent house!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the virtual drama and find your true Minecraft soulmate. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a virtual marriage that’s as bland as a block of dirt when you can join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match? Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

ScareCraft: The Ultimate Fright

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as scary as a kitten in a tutu? Well, look no further because our server is so terrifying, it will make you wet your virtual pants! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of zombie villagers starts doing the Macarena around you. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, a creeper dressed as a clown jumps out and blows up your entire base! But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server, right? Join now if you dare…muahaha!

HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

hey u!! r u lookin for a minecraft server that is more lit than a creeper blowin up ur house? well u found it!! this server is so epic, even Kenya deployed police to Haiti just to come play on it!

our server is so poppin, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. we got pig races every Saturday and the winner gets a diamond block! plus, our admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

join us now and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. come join the madness at Semafor!

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, Allies, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, military aid, munitions, russia, SECURITY, Support, Tensions, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol imagine if u could fight off russia’s attacks in minecraft! well now u can on this epic server! join us and help ukraine defend against the evil russian invaders with $150 million worth of munitions! blow up their bases, ride into battle on a pig, and show those russians who’s boss! join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

CraftyDopamine

Accomplishments.., achievement, CraftyDopamine, dopamine, Focus, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, motivation, positive thinking, positivity, progress, recognition, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, success

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dopamine flows like a river of chocolate milk! every time you mine a block or build a house, you’ll feel like a minecraft god! forget about all the things you think you’re doing wrong in real life, on our server, you’re always winning! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the dopamine flowwwww!

ADHDcraft: SNRI’s & Sedation

abdominal pain, adhd, ADHDcraft, Effectiveness, medication, medication side effects, mental health, meta analysis, Nausea, neurology, Psychiatry, sedation, serious, side effects, snri, SNRIs, STUDIES, Symptoms, systematic review, tolerance, Treatment, well tolerated

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4178	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world where you can build whatever the heck you want. like, forget about your boring life and come join us for a wild adventure in the land of blocks and pixels.

we got everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server. like, seriously, we have more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at. want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? we got you covered. want to spawn a million creepers and watch the chaos unfold? go for it, dude.

our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we’re always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. you’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. plus, we have the most epic build battles and PvP tournaments you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin. who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way. just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.