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  • Lost Everything Minecraft SMP

    Lost Everything Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 6830
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 New Chunks Explored: 328992
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Potions Brewed: 108
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, wandering aimlessly with no purpose? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and become part of a community where you can build, survive, and thrive with other players who have also lost everything that matters to them (like their diamond armor or their pet llama named Larry).

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is not your average server – we have epic events like llama races, where you can saddle up and ride your llama to victory against other players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to reclaiming everything that matters to you (or at least finding some new friends who share your love for Minecraft shenanigans).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3279
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape reality just like this streamer did! Who needs to achieve anything in life when you can build a virtual empire in our world? Plus, who knows what crazy adventures you’ll have when you’re drunk, high on xanax, and playing Minecraft with us! Let’s make memories you’ll never remember together!

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  • PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

    PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6593
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

    ””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2857
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

    Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

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  • DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

    DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1505
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Falling into the Void: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

    SadCraft or SadVibesCraft
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 7068
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

    Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

    So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoWorstEnemyMC

    NoWorstEnemyMC
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 263
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the same boring items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying llama.

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.

    So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”

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  • SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

    SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4318
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Villages Defended: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadCraft2021

    SadCraft2021
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1379
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Animals Bred: 66 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 475 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

    So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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  • SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

    SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3397
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 142 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafting Manifestos

    Crafting Manifestos
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 4700
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re manifesting is a headache from all the try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to manifest a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden carrot of eternal luck.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start manifesting the craziest things you can imagine!

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  • QatarCraft_fun

    QatarCraft_fun
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 4765
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8916 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh buried in Qatar! I know, crazy right? But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can dig up his grave and find hidden treasures like enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that if you find his tombstone, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas. So come on, join the fun and uncover the mysteries of this epic server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BeatCrafters

    BeatCrafters
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2206
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 132

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the chickens lay golden eggs. we have a geiger counter for music production so you can make sick beats while mining for diamonds. our creeper army is trained in ballet and will dance for your entertainment. the trees drop candy instead of saplings and the water is made of rainbow juice. come join us for a wild ride of fun and insanity, you won’t regret it!

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  • Seraph’s Wild Adventures of Vanilla+ Java in 1.21 with Fabric!

    Seraph’s Wild Adventures of Vanilla+ Java in 1.21 with Fabric!
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6551
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ores Mined: 5746
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server
    Server Type Mature, relaxed
    Features Open nether, upcoming end event, events/contests, commitment to vanilla, trust-based community
    Age Requirement 15-16+
    Joining Send a message on Discord to jaylowa

    FAQ

    What kind of server is Seraph’s Wild?

    Seraph’s Wild is a mature and relaxed Minecraft server for players who enjoy a more laid-back gaming experience.

    What features does the server offer?

    The server has an open nether, with an upcoming end event, regular events and contests, a commitment to vanilla gameplay, and a trust-based community inspired by Hermitcraft.

    What is the age requirement for joining the server?

    Players must be at least 15-16 years old to join Seraph’s Wild.

    How can I join the server?

    To join, send a message on Discord to jaylowa. You can also join the Discord server and submit an application in the #-whitelist-app channel.

    Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?

    Seraph’s Wild offers a community-focused experience where players can shape the world, build securely, and make lasting friendships and memories. The server values maturity, integrity, and a drama-free environment.

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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 362
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the new loli – she’s like a magical unicorn crossed with a rainbow! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HaircombCraft SMP – The Real Bitcoin Miners

    HaircombCraft SMP – The Real Bitcoin Miners
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 219
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe that haircomb maximalists are the true rulers of the land! Forget about bitcoin, haircombs are where it’s at. Join us if you want to prove that you’re a true haircomb maximalist and show the world that you can’t be wrong!

    Our server is filled with insane stories of haircomb battles, where players duel it out using only their trusty haircombs. You’ll never look at a haircomb the same way again after experiencing the epic battles that take place on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have haircomb crafting competitions, where players compete to create the most stylish and functional haircombs in the game. Who knew that haircombs could be so versatile and exciting?

    So if you’re ready to join a server that values haircombs above all else and wants to prove that they are the true currency of the Minecraft world, then come on over and join us. Just remember, once you go haircomb maximalist, you can never go back!

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  • ExCheaterReunionMC

    ExCheaterReunionMC
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2172
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Animals Bred: 85
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being betrayed by those closest to you? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to protect yourself from backstabbers, or unleash your wrath on unsuspecting players who dare to cross you. Let out all your pent-up anger and frustration in a safe and fun environment. Plus, we have a group chat feature where you can expose all the shady dealings of your enemies, just like our founder did to her cheating ex-fiance’s “friends”. Join us now and let the revenge games begin!

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  • MoveOnMinecraftSMP

    MoveOnMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7884
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 105
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4579 Potions Brewed: 193

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of dancing creepers throwing a party. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

    So, if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world.

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  • Grocery Hauler Gang

    Grocery Hauler Gang
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 1486
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1565 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the pickup truck enthusiasts who prefer to use their flatbeds for grocery shopping rather than hauling anything useful! Join us and become a part of the “Grocery Hauler Gang” as we roam the virtual world in our decked-out trucks, filled to the brim with snacks and essentials.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret grocery store dungeon, where players can battle it out with evil shopping carts and oversized produce for epic loot and rewards. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and emerge victorious with a cart full of goodies?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a grocery-hauling hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the weight capacity of your virtual truck). See you on the flip side, fellow grocery warriors!

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  • MobGazaAbuseCraft

    MobGazaAbuseCraft
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8677
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 446
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 205268 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of wild llamas trained in martial arts. u gotta fight ur way through them to claim ur treasure! but that’s not all, we also have a giant lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies to the mighty minecraft gods for extra powers. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server, so u gotta watch ur back at all times. join now and become a legend in the craziest minecraft server ever!

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