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BlockyMythBusters

BlockyMythBusters, collective delusions, common fallacies, common misconceptions, common misunderstandings, conventional wisdom, cultural assumptions, cultural stereotypes, general assumptions, mainstream opinions, popular beliefs, Popular misconceptions, prevailing beliefs, societal misconceptions, societal norms, traditional beliefs, traditional values, widely accepted truths, widely believed myths, widely held beliefs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

austerity measures, bailout, debt crisis, debt repayment, Debt2Growth, economic growth, economic turnaround, Economy, european economy, european union, eurozone, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal responsibility, greece, growth, loan repayment ahead of schedule, loans, Minecraft, Recovery, Repayment, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!

PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure

Adventure, Alliance, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Kremlin, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, putin, PutinCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean government, summit, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7300	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures

VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Caesarean section, Complications, Covid-19 vaccination, CSections, Effectiveness, health, hypertension, immunity, maternal health, Maternity care., medical study, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, Risks, stress, study, vaccination, VaxxedMomsCraft, Virus

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Votes:	8284
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

GovnoCraft Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.18, donat, GovnoCraft, GRIFFER, Minecraft, Pets, Prices, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

45.93.200.21:25587

[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to Picnic!

Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

Community Rules

We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

picnicnet.xyz

BigBlockz Minecraft Server

big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	4822	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

bad review, Communication Issues, customer service, emotional toll., family death, future couple, honest mistake, lack of communication, Minecraft, online review, personal circumstances, Server, vendor professionalism, venue selection, venue tour, wedding industry, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding season, wedding vendor, wedding venue, wedding websites, WeddingVendorDisaster

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	189

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!