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New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Void Gems Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3797
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1586
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7401
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	875	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	159
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Votes:	196	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!