Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Star Shards Collected:	271
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

CatProofOnOff

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Emeralds Found:	8750
Runes Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

SwedeSeducer’s Minecraft Mania: Seduce Swedish girls while building in a blocky world full of memes and fun!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Imagine this: you join our server and immediately you’re surrounded by Swedish girls who are just waiting to be seduced by your Minecraft skills. Build them a house made out of meatballs and lingonberry sauce and watch as they fall head over heels for you. Trust us, this is the only Minecraft server where seducing Swedish girls is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start enchanting those Swedish beauties with your redstone wizardry!

LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	220
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creepers wear sunglasses and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the wackiness of our world that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil bunnies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you wishes (as long as it involves more Minecraft playtime, of course)!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

1.20.1, Adventure, Adventures, Application Process, armor stand enhancements, Bluemap, breathtaking scenery, Community, Datapacks, Discord, embraced, engaged, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Imperfectum, java, Join, lag reduction, LGBTQ, Lively, Mapping, Mediocrity, Moderators, Pg13, player experience, player head drops, Plugins, quirky, Realm, Semi Vanilla, server performance, server seed, smp, suggestion channel, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	133
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Details
SMP Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Server Goal	Transparent and welcoming community
Plugins	Handpicked for performance and mapping
Community	Over 250 members and growing
Website	perfectumsmp.com

FAQs

What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server focused on providing an authentic and engaging player experience.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and offer comprehensive mapping while preserving the vanilla gameplay experience.

Can I join the server?

Yes, everyone is welcome to join Perfectum SMP. Simply follow the easy and straightforward application process through Discord for quick access.

Does the server have events?

Yes, the server hosts a variety of events regularly, both in-game and externally, to keep the community active and engaged.

How can I stay updated on community news?

Join the Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players in the community.

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Yes, there are unique datapacks on the server, such as player head drops and armor stand enhancements, designed to enhance your gaming experience.

Is there a server map available?

Yes, the server integrates with BlueMap to provide a detailed and immersive server map for players to explore.

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

Visit the Perfectum SMP Website for more information and to start your journey with the community.

HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Come join our Minecraft server where we claim to be a hardcore gaming board, even though 99% of our players have never and could never clear a single arcade game! We like to keep things interesting by throwing in unexpected challenges and obstacles to test your skills. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every pixelated corner. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of the madness!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6047
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8428	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Step by step instructions	Get started in our Discord server with cool staff
Claiming	Protect your builds by claiming them
Whitelisting	Ensure safety by whitelisting players
Contests	Participate in server contests
Sweet environment	Join wholesome people and enjoy a friendly atmosphere

Join our Discord server

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for step by step instructions on how to get started.

Q: Are there any protections for my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim your builds on the server to protect them.

Q: How can I ensure safety on the server?

A: Players are whitelisted to ensure safety on the server.

Q: Are there any community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host contests and events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I expect a friendly environment on the server?

A: Yes, you will find wholesome people and a friendly atmosphere on the server.

Eternals VS Hypixel

1.20, Bosses, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Events, Friendly, Fun, Jobs, Keys, MC Server, multiplayer, PvE, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Superpowers, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4098
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	1050
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Hypixel	Eternals
– Large player base	– Spanish-speaking community
– Variety of minigames	– Custom survival experience
– Custom content	– Features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers
– Constant updates and events	– Enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Eternals.
Which server offers a custom survival experience?	Eternals is known for its custom survival experience.
Which server has more features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers?	Eternals offers features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers.
Which server has frequent updates and events?	Both Hypixel and Eternals have constant updates and events for players.

Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server, where the pressure is always on and the fun never stops!

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Trust us, it’s worth waking up early for this epic event! And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration. Fight monsters and team up with beloved characters from the Final Fantasy universe, it’s a crossover you never knew you needed!

And don’t even get us started on the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test. Explore new worlds, meet new friends, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two!

Join us for meetups that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. From SUNDAY BUNDAY Video Meetups to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers events, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

Beanscraft: Where beans battle for survival in a land of jellybeans and economy wars! Mojang probably kinda ok’d it.

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Beanscraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP/Address	Beanscraft.ca
Discord Invite	Discord.gg/CWVGEw9

Server Description:

Beanscraft is a 1.20.4 Survival Multiplayer server with a trading economy based on diamonds, an in-depth claiming and player organization system powered by Lands, and PvP. The server offers everything you can experience in the latest version of Minecraft.

Beanscraft has over 11,000 players who have joined since its inception in early 2019. The server has been rebuilt from the ground up and is EULA compliant according to an official review by Mojang. You can play solo, with friends, or with other active players without any whitelist restrictions.

Join Beanscraft’s discord server with over 520 concurrent members and help build a great community around the game.

In-Game Rules:

Rule	Description
1	No anti-Beanscraft activity.
2	No cheating or using x-ray clients.
3	Do not make use of exploits that violate the spirit of the game (dupes, etc).
4	No advertising.
5	Try to avoid inflammatory political/religious topics.
6	Minecraft community standards apply.

DerpyCraft – Where even your worst meltdowns turn into epic building fails!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated world!

One time, a player got so mad after losing a PVP battle that they accidentally punched their computer screen and broke their wrist! But fear not, because on our server, you can rage all you want without any real-life consequences.

We also have a special event every Friday where players can compete in a “Build Battle,” but be warned – the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

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SwedeSeducer’s Minecraft Mania: Seduce Swedish girls while building in a blocky world full of memes and fun!

LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

Perfectum SMP Overview

FAQs

What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

What plugins does the server use?

Can I join the server?

Does the server have events?

How can I stay updated on community news?

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Is there a server map available?

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

FAQs

Eternals VS Hypixel

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Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!

Beanscraft: Where beans battle for survival in a land of jellybeans and economy wars! Mojang probably kinda ok’d it.

Beanscraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description:

In-Game Rules:

DerpyCraft – Where even your worst meltdowns turn into epic building fails!