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LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	404	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3492	Dimension Hops:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	110
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Magic Items Found:	7897	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!