KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6977	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

adventure-filled, boundless creativity, Cavern SMP, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Diverse, dynamic challenges, Earth, earth mc, enjoyable gaming experience, friendly community, Hardcore, immersive gameplay, Innovative, interactive events, LGBT friendly, LifeSteal, minecraft network, prospering, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

#CarDatabase, #Eternalpadretimeline, #FMWeekly, #ForzaGeneral, #MapGuide, #MusicStations, #OPtemplate, #VideoRecaps, Adventures, clubs, Communication, Community, COOLEST, CraftyMiners, Discord, emulation, Epic, forza, gameplay, Join, Media, Minecrafts, Noobs, Rivals, Server, Support, Xbox

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

28YearOld, 28yo, adulting, Adventure, age, BoomerCraft, Emotional rollercoaster, experiences, feeling old, growing up, habits, Life Changes, life stages, Maturity, Milestones, Minecraft, nostalgic, personal growth, reality check, self pleasure, self-acceptance, Selfs, staying young, still jerking off, tfw, Ultimate

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	514	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

Beta Phase, carrot, Carrots, Claims, Community, Custom Enchants, custom weapons, Developmental., Discord, Economy, Furniture, Hierarchy, Items, Lifestyle-plugins, Mods, new, Plants, Players, primal, Root, Server, smp, Social, Stable, System, Towns, VEGETABLES, weapons, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	616	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!

In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

Just Vanilla MC

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	4878	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.com

JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.

Join our discord

https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw

Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/

play.justvanillamc.com

Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

#workout, Active, Adventures, athletic wear, athleticism, challenge, determination, Epic, Exercise, fashion, fit, FITNESS, Golden, healthy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, Server, set, shorts, strength, Style, TANK, tank top, Top, wear

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9802	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

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