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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	New Chunks Explored:	760250
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	164
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	7346
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	4943	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!