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Desk Bangs Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, bangs, Bangs Desk, Conflict, Crisis, desk, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENEMY, Geopolitics, hostility, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit reason to join – UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY! That’s right, we’re on a mission to take down those pesky Ukrainians in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us in our quest for domination and show those Ukrainians who’s boss!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and claim their souls for your own.

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life unicorn as a prize? Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin’ unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Fuwawa’s Melon Madness Minecraft Server

completion, Consumed, DEADLINE, desk, Fruit, fuwawa, Fuwawa’s, Hurry, important, Job, last minute, madness, melon, Minecraft, must finish, office, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, task, time-sensitive, tonight, urgent task, watermelon, work

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Emeralds Found:	4980
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the only goal is to help Fuwawa consume a watermelon on her desk by TONIGHT! That’s right, folks, this watermelon isn’t going to eat itself and Fuwawa is counting on you to get the job done. But be warned, this watermelon is no ordinary fruit – it’s got a mind of its own and will do everything in its power to stop you from devouring it. Can you outsmart a sentient watermelon and save Fuwawa from melon-induced disaster? Join our server now and find out!

BoomerCraft2021

aita, Apologize.., Argument, BoomerCraft2021, Calling, Colleague, Comment, coworker, desk, first post, JOKE, man, old man, Older, Peace, reddit, Rude, weird, Women, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all ages, even if you sound like a little girl or an old man! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Once upon a time, a player (F24) was wandering through our server when she encountered a fellow player (M45) who made a comment about her voice. Things got heated as they exchanged words, but our player stood her ground and refused to back down. Will they make amends or continue their epic battle? Join us to find out!

Our server is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out. So come on in and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious drama like the one above!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

LivingRoomCraft Minecraft Server

annual leave, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, desk, DiSRuPtiON, Girlfriend, gym, living room, LivingRoomCraft, Minecraft, noise, office, personal time, reading, relationship, Relaxation, Server, shared space, TV, video games, Walks, work from home

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	2164
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of sharing a living room with your significant other during your annual leave!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without any roommates to argue with about noise levels. No need to worry about disrupting anyone’s work, because in our server, you make the rules!

Immerse yourself in a world where you can relax, play video games, and go on epic adventures without anyone telling you to keep it down. Who needs a shared space when you have an entire virtual universe to explore?

So come on over and join our server, where you can leave the real-life drama behind and focus on building the ultimate gaming paradise. Let’s see who can create the most epic virtual living room!

Teacher’s Desk Doodles Minecraft Server

art, Attack, city, danger, desk, dissected, doodles, drawing, gravity weapon, high powered magnet, Jewish woman, magnet, Mall, Minecraft, Pop Star, Server, sketch, sketching, Teacher, teachers, UNNOTICED, weapon, worry

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dissecting a pop star? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore a world where gravity weapons are a thing, high powered magnets are used for villainous deeds, and sketching pretty Jewish women in secret is just the beginning of the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server? Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

Appearance, cleaning, cleanliness, Confused, confusion, DerpyDeskCraft, desk, family, Friends, Frustration, Furniture, guests, jizz, maintenance, Mess, organization, stains, Surprise, surprise visit, travel, unexpected, Visitors, work desk

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magic Items Found:	1357
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

AnarchyCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to Anarchy!!!

On this server everyone can play with friends for free!

Advantages:

1. Playing without rules, that is, explosions, spreading fire, etc. are allowed.

2. Private in blocks.

3. Auction, purchasing items for real money + weapons!!

I will give the first 10 players the SHULKER privilege, a promotional code for a 70% discount on all donations and a PHANTOMA kit bonus

You will get all this and pleasure by joining the server first!!!

Take your chance!!

45.93.200.29:25615

Valury Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to Valury Network!

We are a unique SMP Server that offers Custom Items, Quests, Custom Bosses, Animated Prefixes and more! Our goal is to give you something new almost every day, to keep it fun for everyone. We do that by adding daily quests and even monthly ones to work towards. Valury Network is a great server to keep you entertained and make many new friends with people from all over the world!

Join our java server with the IP Valury.Network on version 1.17.1, if you want to interact with players more easily come join the discord and stay up to date! Discord: https://www.discord.gg/XNqpBQuWhV

Valury.Network

Vanilla ramen

PvE, PvP, PvP Survival, Sethome, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6337	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to Vanilla Ramen!We strive for a pure vanilla survival experience, with the only additions to gameplay being: -Random teleport with /rtp, to within 5000 blocks of spawn -/spawn to teleport back to spawn and access end/nether public portals, aswell as trade with players -/sethome and /home to get back home -/tpa to visit friends bases (careful! Griefing is totally allowed!)Beyond these additions gameplay should be akin to a single player world!

As far as rules: Hacking is forbidden! Measures are taken to ensure an equal playing field among players, and keep your far off builds from being hunted. Beyond this just DBAA (don’t be an asshole) and you’ll get along just fine.

Come join the discord to meet potential classmates and get to know the server better! discord.gg/kUvJZDqDYR

Vanilla world border, server running on surplus hardware at almost all times.

51.81.41.78

CherryMine 1.8-1.19 everyone admin server Minecraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3

CherryMine Donate to everyone /free 1.8-1.17

✑✑ Our Website for purchasing donations – cherrymine.ru

✒✒ Our IP – ch-serv.ru

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✏ Clans

✏ Cases with donations

✏ Random teleport

✏ Shop with interface

✏ Beautiful spawn, built with your own hands!

✏ And also a convenient menu – /menu

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SakamuraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

SakamuraMC is a Minecraft Server started just for the Sakamura Community, but I as the owner think that it’ll be more fun if there’ll be more people that joins us. Feel free to join us.

The server has no real rules, as long as I the owner don’t think you’re breaking anything.

135.125.123.128:25593

TheTorlay – PvP – Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4359	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

This server is for anyone to join, It is PvP and has towny enabled so you can create your custom towns and nations.

Join our discord for more info – https://discord.gg/6KSXP3ScfN

146.59.254.212:25599

Toxigonsmp

4Fun

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	7272

Server IP: ToxigonSMP.aternos.me:64587

ToxigonSMP.aternos.me:64587

Anchor SMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	237
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Anchor SMP is a Survival Minecraft server that is Vanilla and is mainly based around PvP and a type of PvP called Crystal PvP. We made the server as Vanilla as we can and enabled stuff like TnT dupe, Carpet Dupe, 1 Emerald Trades, and Rail Dupe. On this Server there are no land claims so griefing is aloud. Make sure to join the discord! Discord: https://discord.gg/YNpcfjwPPD IP: 51.81.142.124:25573

51.81.142.124:25573

Ice PvP

KitPvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to Ice PvP we are a custom command block kit PvP game we are changing the server later and updates come almost every day.

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Shivamgames

Custom Biomes, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, Survival, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

The ShivamGames Minecraft Server 1.19

Some of our Unique Features

85+ New biomes (Terralith)Skills and LevellingCustom EnchantsCustom Nether World Generation (Incendium) Over 1,000 New Advancements (BlazeAndCaves’ advancement pack)Land Claims (Protect your area from griefers)Random Teleportation (Teleport to new areas and discover over 60+ biomes)Minor Gameplay Changes

What makes this server special?While other servers are focused on different gamemodes, our server is mainly survival. We do support and encourage friendly PvP, but the survival experience on our server is simply greater. With the custom world generation, players enjoy a variety of build locations and choices. It is recommended to play with other friends on this server for the best experience.

mc.shivamgames.ga