Desires Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Left Middle Right Minecraft Server

anal penetration, anal play, Boundaries, consent, Desires, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetishes, Intimacy, kink, left, middle, Minecraft, Pleasure, role-play, satisfaction, Server, sexual preferences, Submission, taboo

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crops Grown:	9018	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Votes:	6968	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchantments Applied:	193	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	2376
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

PixelFetishCraft – Digging into your deepest desires!

arousal, attraction, Behavior, Deepest, Desires, Digging, FANTASY, fetish, fetish culture., fetish objects, fetish origins, fetishism, fetishistic arousal, fetishistic behavior, fetishization, kink, PixelFetishCraft, Psychology, psychology of fetishism, psychosexual development, sexual desire, sexual preference, sexual psychology, taboo

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest fantasies? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your fetish needs!

Whether you’re into building giant statues of pickles or roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your unique tastes – in fact, we encourage it!

Join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, maybe your fetish for building intricate rollercoasters out of melons stems from a past life as a fruitarian astronaut. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

coveted, coveted possessions, Desires, dreams, ELUSIVE, FANTASY, IMPOSSIBLE, longed for possessions, longing, Minecraft, smp, unachievable, unattainable, unattainable dreams, unattainable goals, UnattainableDream, unfulfilled, unfulfilled desires, unreachable, Wishes, yearned after, yearned for, yearning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4799	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

DesertCraft: Burnout Edition

Burnout, children, coping strategies, Cultural differences, Demands, DesertCraft, Desires, Edition, emotional well being, exhaustion, family, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, mental health, parental burnout, parenting ideals, self-care, socialization, societal expectations, stress, Support, Western countries, work-life balance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

are u tired of being a parent in a world where kids rule the roost? come join our minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of reality and build ur own parenting paradise!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will make u forget all about those pesky little ones at home. u can build ur own dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even battle dragons with other exhausted parents just like u.

so why wait? join our server now and say goodbye to parental burnout forever! who needs kids when u have minecraft, amirite?

BlockyFetishLand

adventurous, BDSM, BlockyFetishLand, Boundaries, crazy sex, Desires, Domination, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, Naughty, Pleasure, role-play, Submission, taboo, Unconventional, Wild

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6352	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wild side? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs! Whether you’re into redstone bondage or creeper roleplay, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you screaming “block me harder, Steve!” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner freak flag fly on our Minecraft server!

BlockyBedBuddies

adventurous, BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, Desires, experimentation, fantasies, Intimacy, kinks, Open-mindedness, partner’s strangest request, Pleasure, relationships, role-play, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Trust, Unconventional

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

DaughterCraft: Name Change Madness

AITAH, Attorney, CHANGE, changing last name, Court, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraft, Desires, family, Father, getting married, last name, madness, Maiden name, Marriage, partner, Petition, Pregnancy, Priorities, Proposal, relationship, Wants

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	858122
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s relationship!

Just like this couple, our server moves quickly – you’ll never have a dull moment! From moving in together to proposing in the blink of an eye, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

And just like this couple’s struggle to get married, you’ll face challenges and obstacles in our server that will test your patience and determination. Will you prioritize your in-game job over your virtual partner? Or will you finally tie the knot and live happily ever after?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a surprise petition to change your in-game last name! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BorderPatrolCraft Server

Assistance, border control, border guard, BorderPatrolCraft, collaboration, crisis management., cross-border support, Defense, european union, finland, FOREIGN AID, germany, greece, Help, immigration, International cooperation, joint efforts, national security, Partnership, Poland, SECURITY, Server, solidarity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as border guards helping poland keep out those pesky mobs from germany, greece, and finland! we build giant walls made of diamond blocks to keep them out and have epic battles with creepers and skeletons trying to invade our land. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot we find while patrolling the borders. come join the fun and protect poland from the mob invasion!

SynagogueSagaMC

anti-semitism, Arrests, arson attacks, Community safety, crime, criminal activity, criminal charges, extremism, greece, hate crimes, investigation, Israeli-owned hotel, judicial process, law enforcement, legal proceedings, security measures, suspects, suspects in custody, synagogue, SynagogueSagaMC, Vandalism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	8032
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like greece arresting 7 players for setting fire to a synagogue and an israeli-owned hotel. but don’t worry, we promise not to set fire to anything in our server (unless it’s a creeper blowing up your house haha). join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where you never know what will happen next. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

EggscellentSpermCraft

biology, chance, chromosomes, Conception, Diversity, Dna, eggs, EggscellentSpermCraft, Evolution, fertilization, genetics, heredity, humans, Offspring, Population, Potential, Reproduction, species, sperm cells, UNIQUENESS, variation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	51	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1149
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.

that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.

join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?

MCSnips2: Where the Mods are Modded, the Whitelist is Tight, and the Version is 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, DIMENSION, Dungeons, Fruit, Honor, Loot, Machinery, market, MCSnips2, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Npcs, Quests, railway system, Redemption, Server, tight, Trains, Trees, Version, warp stone, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview
🚨 Attention, Inmates! Your Chance for Freedom is Here! * 🚨 Ready to turn your life around and earn your freedom? Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 offers a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to commute your sentence. We’re recruiting bold adventurers to explore a familiar yet mysterious dimension in search of precious Warp Stone sources. 🌟 Your Mission: A Fresh Start Awaits: 🌳 Dynamic Trees with Fruit: Navigate through vibrant forests where the trees bear unique fruit and the wildlife is unlike anything you’ve seen before. 🚂 Create with Trains: Construct magnificent machinery and build your own railway system to traverse this intriguing world. 🗺️ Yung’s Better Everything with Custom Loot: Explore enhanced structures packed with unique loot. Every expedition is filled with surprises. 🛒 CustomNPCs for Quests and Storekeepers: Interact with engaging NPCs, undertake immersive quests, and trade in the lively Spawn Town market, now open for business! 🔍 Discover the Hidden Story: Your redemption journey is filled with intrigue and adventure. As the worldborder expands, uncover hidden clues and delve into custom dungeons. Your findings will unveil the mysteries of this dimension. Quests have already begun, and the Spawn Town market is bustling with activity. Get in now to secure your place and start your path to freedom and honor! Message me anywhere for an invite and join us in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. The path to redemption and adventure awaits. Accept the challenge, uncover the Warp Stone, and earn your freedom! 🚀

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

🚨 Attention, Inmates! Your Chance for Freedom is Here! * 🚨

Ready to turn your life around and earn your freedom? Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 offers a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to commute your sentence. We’re recruiting bold adventurers to explore a familiar yet mysterious dimension in search of precious Warp Stone sources.

🌟 Your Mission: A Fresh Start Awaits:

🌳 Dynamic Trees with Fruit: Navigate through vibrant forests where the trees bear unique fruit and the wildlife is unlike anything you’ve seen before.
🚂 Create with Trains: Construct magnificent machinery and build your own railway system to traverse this intriguing world.
🗺️ Yung’s Better Everything with Custom Loot: Explore enhanced structures packed with unique loot. Every expedition is filled with surprises.
🛒 CustomNPCs for Quests and Storekeepers: Interact with engaging NPCs, undertake immersive quests, and trade in the lively Spawn Town market, now open for business!

🔍 Discover the Hidden Story: Your redemption journey is filled with intrigue and adventure. As the worldborder expands, uncover hidden clues and delve into custom dungeons. Your findings will unveil the mysteries of this dimension.

Quests have already begun, and the Spawn Town market is bustling with activity. Get in now to secure your place and start your path to freedom and honor!

Message me anywhere for an invite and join us in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2.

The path to redemption and adventure awaits. Accept the challenge, uncover the Warp Stone, and earn your freedom! 🚀

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?	You can message for an invite and start your adventure in the server.
What is the main objective of the server?	The main objective is to explore the unique dimension, uncover the Warp Stone sources, and earn your freedom through completing quests and challenges.
Are there special features in this season?	Yes, Season 2 includes dynamic trees with fruit, the ability to create trains, custom loot with Yung’s Better Everything, and engaging CustomNPCs for quests and trading.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	Players will experience a mix of adventure, exploration, questing, building, and trading in a unique and immersive dimension.

Crafty Tribe Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, Crafty, cultural appropriation, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Historical accuracy, identity politics, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Minority representation, mislabeling, Multiculturalism, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, Server, SIBERIANS, social justice, Stereotypes, Tribe, west Eurasians

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t want to be called Indians because we’re more like a wild mix of west Eurasians and Siberians. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a tribe of llama-riding warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter the world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown.

2. Our server is home to a secret underground city built entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

3. We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting flaming arrows at each other. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

4. Our community events include annual potato sack races across the Nether, fishing competitions in the End, and a fashion show where players can strut their stuff in the latest enchanted armor.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs to be called Indians when you can be a part of this crazy mix of west Eurasians and Siberians?

PiggyCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Animals, Arcade, Characters, console, cute, Digital, Entertainment, FANTASY, funny, gameplay, Gaming, Interactive, Levels, Minecraft, Missions, PiggyCraft, Pigs, Popular, Server, video game pigs, videogame, virtual world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4963	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old regular pigs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have VIDEOGAME PIGS! These pigs are equipped with jetpacks and laser eyes, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. Join our server and witness epic battles between pigs riding on flying pigs, all while wearing cool sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure!

RamenCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Communication Issues, Dinner, exhaustion, family, forgetfulness, household chores, Hunger, husband, indifference, leftovers, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, quiet communication, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship issues, Server, takeout, work stress

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the quietest arguments can turn into epic battles! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of forgetting to leave your husband dinner and causing a ramen-packed meltdown like never before.

Imagine a world where leftover lasagna leads to intense family drama and mushroom soup becomes the source of heated discussions. Will you be the one to forget to feed your husband and spark a rage-filled quest for takeout?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to navigate through the twists and turns of household chores, all while trying to survive the chaos of forgotten meals and misunderstood whispers. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate challenge of communication in the face of hunger!

NoRespawn4U

>20 years old, 4th of july, aita, Boundaries, brush teeth, can’t come back, Communication, Conflict, crying, DRIVE, family, House, LEAVING, nephew, NoRespawn4U, odd, parenting, shower, sleepover, unreasonable

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	768	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of shower-time disputes, family arguments, and emotional breakdowns – all in the comfort of your own virtual world!

Our server is so intense, even a simple shower request can turn into a full-blown family feud. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama unfold right in front of your eyes?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little too real – but isn’t that what makes it all the more exciting?

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

budgeting, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFool, extravagant purchases, financial blunders, financial decisions, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, foolish spending, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulsive purchases, Minecraft, money habits, money management, money troubles, money wasted, money woes, personal finance, regrettable purchases, Server, splurging

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of money on something completely foolish? Well, get ready to do it again on our Minecraft server! Join us and spend all your virtual coins on pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and diamond-encrusted pickaxes that break after one use.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may not actually come true).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to spend all your in-game currency on ridiculous items).

PixelatedParanormal

anomaly, BIZARRE, disbelief, eXtraordinary, EYES, eyewitness account, Incredible, INSANE, Mysterious, Paranormal, Phenomenon, PixelatedParanormal, proof, skepticism, strange, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable story, Unexplainable, unproven, witnessed

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or witnessed a group of villagers break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun sets? Well, on our Minecraft server, these are just everyday occurrences!

Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the laws of physics and logic don’t apply. Build your dream castle out of floating blocks, ride a llama into the sunset, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But beware, the land is also filled with mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you might encounter a talking cow or a group of mischievous Endermen throwing a party.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and prepare for a journey like no other. Who needs proof when you have a server full of absurdity and laughter waiting for you?