Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the mobs are so wild, they’ll make you question why bitches moan when you fuck them! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building giant statues of Steve twerking. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget why you even joined in the first place. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Beauty Pageant” where players compete to see who can build the most fabulous pixelated outfit to impress the judges.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with that special someone who shares your love for all things blocky. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.
Forget about the 10% of women who may act superior, because 90% of them are just like you and me. They have insecurities, they desire meaningful connections, and they don’t care about superficial things like looks. In fact, some of the sexiest women on our server only have sex once or twice a year – they’re too busy building amazing structures and exploring the world of Minecraft!
So come join us and experience a community where compliments and attention are given freely, where personality and confidence are the keys to success. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. See you in the game!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you want to bang Zendaya in the bunghole? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.
Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! We can’t promise you’ll have women asking to sniff your balls, but we can promise you’ll have a stinky good time. Our server is so epic, even your dreams will be begging to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves questionable requests from imaginary women.
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky where you can post tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ wank while building your blocky empire.
In our Bubble gum butt edition, you’ll find yourself surrounded by giant bubble gum butts that you can bounce on like a trampoline. Trust us, it’s a buttload of fun!
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of glitter. So if you’re into spooky shenanigans and sparkly surprises, this is the place for you!
So why wait? Join us at /dft/ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies (trust us, you’ll need ’em).
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have to make tough decisions like “Who would you rather fuck?” Will it be the creeper with a seductive wink or the enderman with those long, luscious legs? Our server is full of sexy mobs just waiting for your love and affection. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a Minecraft date, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Join now for a chance to find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting screwed over by Sylvia is all part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when Sylvia decides to mess with your plans in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll come out stronger and more resilient in the end. So why wait? Join our server and see if you can outsmart Sylvia and come out on top!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.
3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.
LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!
Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQph
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The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!
checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!
VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!
Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC
Join our small lovely community today!
The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour
Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do!
Custom Enchants
Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before!
A Fair and Good Skill System
Custom Trades/Recipes
Dungeons
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> Grief Prevention land claim system.
> Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions.
> Daily and Vote Rewards.
> Clans and PvP.
> Server Live map.
> Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.
> FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack