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Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Towns Built:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Dragon Eggs Found:	1130	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Towns Built:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	786
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	213	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ores Mined:	8430

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!