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PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	2425	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	62

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dimension Hops:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Cuties, EONIA, Ephemira, esl, general, Hanamizuki, Heaven, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Nene’s pet crustacean Kani, novamore, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, production, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, rule, Shee Icho, song covers, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!

ArachnoCraft: Where Spiders Rule the Minecraft World!

#videogames, arachnids, ArachnoCraft, Arachnophobia, creepy crawlies, creepy video game creatures, digital arachnids, eight-legged creatures, fear, Gaming, gaming anxiety, gaming fear, Minecraft, Phobia, rule, Scared, Spiders, video game fears, video game phobias, video game spiders, virtual arachnids, virtual fears, virtual spiders, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of being scared of spiders in video games? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have turned all the spiders into adorable, fluffy kittens! That’s right, no more creepy crawlies trying to attack you, just cute little kittens meowing around. Join us and never fear spiders in video games again!