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CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, critical decision, Decision making, deep reflection, heaviest decision, impactful decision, important life choice, life choices, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, life-changing moment, major life decision, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal decision, profound decision, self reflection, significant life change, transformative decision, weighty decision

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Votes:	4321
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of making heavy decisions that actually matter in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only decision you have to make is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, denuclearization, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, JongBoom, Kim, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Nuclear weapon, NukeFree, peace negotiations, peace talks, SECURITY, Server, south korea, united states

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4836	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyTradeWars

BlockyTradeWars, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic struggles, geopolitical challenges, global economy, global trade, international relations, international trade, market analysis, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions effects, trade agreements, trade disruptions, trade policies, trade restrictions, War, WSJ analysis

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2379
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	688	Ores Mined:	7701

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Blocky Truth or Dare

blocky, cognitive bias, disputed tags, election claims, election misinformation, fact-checking, high political knowledge, information accuracy, information credibility, judged truthfulness, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation judgment, political beliefs, political knowledge, social media, Trump voters, Trump’s claims, Truth, truthfulness, twitter

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3555
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

Abandoned, ame, Ame’s project, Closure, Development, Disappearance, investigation, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, mystery studio, Project, Rumors, smp, speculation, Studio, supposedly, unanswered questions, unsolved, US, whereabouts, Working

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Votes:	938	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	3958	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

CHANGE, Fixing, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, MISTAKES, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, RetroRegrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-forgiveness, self-improvement goals, self-transformation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	75
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

PixelKidz Health Check

Blood Test, CHECK, children, early detection, health, healthcare advancements, Heart Disease, innovation, lipid analysis, liver disease, machine analysis, Medical, pediatric health, PixelKidz, preventative care, researchers, risk assessment, serious illnesses, study, Technology, type 2 diabetes, Warning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!